Dongholster

C0ck size. The commander in chief should not be hung like toothpick. He should have a fat hog that engorges to a long, smooth and substantial shaft. Preferably, he'd be circumcised, so the glistening head can be admired as it softens upon completion of a slobbery BJ. Also, a healthy set of eggs (shaved smooth of course) is in the job description; this man has his finger on the button - he's got to have them to fulfill all of his responsibilities.

I guess it's safe to assume we won't be seeing any pics of Toro's schlong? I was kind of hoping to find out if he was indeed hung like a bull.

Seconded!!!

Monroe Ficus ("Too Close for Comfort")

If you are known as "Big Pete" for the reason I presume, you can't lose going dressed up in the traditional flasher get-up.

At first I was disappointed by this thread as I opened it based on the subtitle. Then I saw this:

Semen on Ritz crackers

We should get together and, you know, watch a game together!

The Vols put the smackdown on those inbreds in Athens Saturday nite. That was a pretty exciting 4th quarter, I mean, it really got my d!ck hard!!!

My big gay c0ck!

Did you win your game this week? Also, who will manage his team for the remainder of the season? I am sorry for your loss. I have a dear friend of relatively the same proportions (5'9" 350lbs.) and the same age. I would be quite distraught if he were to pass. Ts & Ps.

Any self-respecting Zamfir fan would know the correct spelling of the maestro's name. HTH.

Yes, but he can be very accomodating, if you know what I mean.

Word on the street is Andrew Bogut has a huge uncircumcized schlong. Go Bucks!

I love feeding High Schoolers. They're not always sure if they're hungry, or if they can eat the whole thing, so sometimes it's necessary to force feed them.

If you think you are owed a little something extra it never hurts to ask for a reacharound.

He's got a highass and a large johnson so he looks pretty good to me

A reacharound (from every owner)

I've never been real high on Bush myself either

Once were done drafting, we take turns sucking each others' c0cks. Actually, we don't always wait until the end

Queef!

Same thing as I do in the regular season: 1) I like to see if I can tell who is wearing a cup & who isn't. 2) I like when the white pants get so drenched with sweat they become see-thru; I like checking their tight rumps with the jockstrap lines visible.

Including preseason? Either way, that is the funniest thing ever posted in the history of fftoday.

Masterful use of sarcasm