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  6. Posted

    I will give a few hints to help narrow it down:

     

    -my real username does not begin with a vowel

    -I live in the continental US

    -occasionally, I will use the internet to view pornography

    -my taste in music is vastly superior to yours

    -all 12 of my big $$$ fantasy teams won their leagues

    -I have unusually large genitals

    -men want to be me, women want to be with me

    -my annual salary is in the high six figures

  10. Posted

    I can fathom few things more insulting than being accused of being an alias. Numerous posters here have accused me of that very thing. I've done my best to debunk this myth and have gone so far as to post my picture in the current pinned thread and the earlier geek pic post thread (before the Latin Pimp crash).

     

    Assuming arguendo that I am indeed alias, just who do you think I am an alias of?

     

    Taking it one step further, if I truly am an alias, and anyone here is able to successfully identify me, I will reveal myself. Seriously.

     

    So, guess away, and good luck!

  11. Posted

    Winner: "Wind Beneath My Wings", performed by the divine Better Midler, from the 1988 film "Beaches" :wave:

     

    First Runner-up: "The Touch", performed by the stupendous Stan Bush, from the 1986 film "The Transformers: The Movie"

     

    Honorable Mention: "A Love That Will Never Grow Old", performed by the incomparable Emmylou Harris, from the 2005 film "Brokeback Mountain"

  15. Posted

    "Sorry, the link that brought you to this page seems to be out of date or broken."

     

    Some fockwad deleted my thread. Focking jocksniffing homophobes :bandana:

     

    I hope whomever is responsible for this cowardly act of censorship dies slowly from blood loss caused by partially severed genitals.

  19. Posted

    And you should know its clearly not a priority on this board. Neither is "who's the hottest player in the NFL"

     

    Take your antics elsewhere.

     

    This bored is described as: "The place for fantasy football and nfl discussion, breaking news, etc... fantasy football talk at it's best!"

     

    Obviously, I have posted this thread in the correct forum. Perhaps you should start your own msg. bored so you can administer and monitor it in whatever whimsical fashion you choose.

     

    Don't rain on my parade, Sally ;)

  22. Posted

    If you were the Commissioner of the NFL, what uniform rule changes would you impose?

     

    I have three that I would love to see implemented immediately:

     

    1) Players do not have to wear socks all the way up to their knees. This is one of the reasons I love college ball so much, as there aren't many things more beautiful than a well-muscled calf.

     

    2) Players (except for fatass linemen) can wear half-shirt jerseys much in the same way many college players did in the 80s and into the early 90s. For example: http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/50/503070.jpg (image is SFW)

     

    3) If the forecast calls for rain, all players must wear white pants, undergarments are optional. This rule should be self-explanatory.

     

    What uniform rule changes would you fellas impose if given the chance?

  24. Posted

    Do fags get turned on by the smell of poop?

     

    Some of us do. Personally, I do not.

     

    But much like you hetero guys will stick a finger in a pusssy and take whiff before going down, I like to get a whiff of a guy's asscrack before tounging it. Just like food, if it smells good it probably tastes good too :thumbsup:

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