Uncle Gordon Kahl

Correct. But, is can you truly threaten a username? If I threaten bodily harm to "fiddledfaddle99", it's not a threat. In order for it to be a threat, it has to be likely or within the realm, etc.

It doesn't but it can.

Tebow's Cattlevox

He's gonna walk.

Johnny Manziel's Spark Plug Crew

Get her just a bluetoof keyboard. Have her connect to other peoples computers and just mooch off them.

But Blatz beer isn't? I wonder if they still make it or if a guy could pick up a six-pack on ebay? http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5100/5540892152_f49117d695_z.jpg Update: I see there are places it can be bought. In Minnesota even. http://www.blatzbeer.com/locator/default.aspx

Secret, Secret, I've got a secret. It's the Geek Club, Full of doosh bags, Under my SKIN. I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

I didn't say there weren't any little players. I'll give you your due props with that attempt to discredit my knowledge base.

Only a couple skill positions taken in the first round. For those of you looking to strike the gold in 2014, or who are in a keeper league, lookout for this fella: DeAndre Hopkins.

With round 2 not starting until tomorrow, it gives me time to go a bit more in depth with what happened in round 1. Scary thought if your a Cowboys fan. Here is a headline from a competitors site: "New Cowboy Travis Frederick looked awful in workouts but plays well" Have you seen the fella? Does he look like he'll instill fear into opposing LB's or Nose Tackles? http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/TRAVISFREDERICKAC150.JPG He looks like he just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

Okay folks... It looks as though they are going not draft round 2 until tomorrow. I will be at a sporting event from noon until later tomorrow night, so tomorrows coverage could be somewhat sparse in content until I arrive back at my desk. If you need to get results of round 2 sooner than that, feel free to sporadically check sister sites who will also be providing full draft coverage.

How about the Bills taking EJ Manuel. Terrible pick. If I'm a Bills fan, I gotta be disgusted. Sick to my stomach. And from what I'm seeing, the 2013 Draft will be better known years from now as the "Big" Draft, as a lot of the players taken in the first round were what seem to be very big. I'm trying to get another member of the production team to dig up some stats on the overall poundage of the first round from the past 20 years. I didn't realize Tavon Austin was 5'8" tall. That doesn't bode well for him. I have to wonder if the Rams knew how little he actually is and if they could do it over, would they still take him. I'm currently trying to get the results of the 2nd round. I'll be back.

Okay folks, I've compiled a list of all 32 picks in the first round. Without further adieu, 1(1) Chiefs Fisher, Eric OT 6'7" 306 Central Michigan 94.0 2(2) Jaguars Joeckel, Luke OT 6'6" 306 Texas A&M 95.3 3(3) Dolphins (From Raiders) Jordan, Dion DE 6'6" 248 Oregon 93.5 4(4) Eagles Johnson, Lane OT 6'6" 303 Oklahoma 92.9 5(5) Lions Ansah, Ziggy DE 6'5" 271 BYU 93.8 6(6) Browns Mingo, Barkevious DE 6'4" 241 LSU 92.8 7(7) Cardinals Cooper, Jonathan OG 6'2" 311 North Carolina 86.9 8(8) Rams (From Bills) Austin, Tavon WR 5'8" 174 West Virginia 91.4 9(9) Jets Milliner, Dee CB 6'0" 201 Alabama 93.2 10(10) Titans Warmack, Chance OG 6'2" 317 Alabama 93.9 11(11) Chargers Fluker, D.J. OT 6'5" 339 Alabama 85.5 12(12) Raiders (From Dolphins) Hayden, D.J. CB 5'11" 191 Houston 85.1 13(13) Jets (From Buccaneers) Richardson, Sheldon DT 6'2" 294 Missouri 90.7 14(14) Panthers Lotulelei, Star DT 6'2" 311 Utah 92.0 15(15) Saints Vaccaro, Kenny SS 6'0" 214 Texas 87.7 16(16) Bills (From Rams) Manuel, EJ QB 6'5" 237 Florida St. 68.7 17(17) Steelers Jones, Jarvis OLB 6'2" 245 Georgia 88.8 18(18) 49ers (From Cowboys) Reid, Eric FS 6'1" 213 LSU 82.5 19(19) Giants Pugh, Justin OT 6'4" 307 Syracuse 73.0 20(20) Bears Long, Kyle OG 6'6" 313 Oregon 77.0 21(21) Bengals Eifert, Tyler TE 6'6" 251 Notre Dame 83.3 22(22) Falcons (From Redskins through Rams) Trufant, Desmond CB 6'0" 190 Washington 84.1 23(23) Vikings Floyd, Sharrif DT 6'3" 297 Florida 94.2 24(24) Colts Werner, Bjoern DE 6'3" 266 Florida St. 88.2 25(25) Vikings (From Seahawks) Rhodes, Xavier CB 6'1" 210 Florida St. 86.2 26(26) Packers Jones, Datone DE 6'4" 283 UCLA 85.6 27(27) Texans Hopkins, DeAndre WR 6'1" 214 Clemson 87.8 28(28) Broncos Williams, Sylvester DT 6'3" 313 North Carolina 80.6 29(29) Vikings (From Patriots) Patterson, Cordarrelle WR 6'2" 216 Tennessee 90.6 30(30) Rams (From Falcons) Ogletree, Alec ILB 6'2" 242 Georgia 84.0 31(31) Cowboys (From 49ers) Frederick, Travis C 6'4" 312 Wisconsin 78.7 32(32) Ravens Elam, Matt FS 5'10" 208 Florida 80.0

Okay folks. Here we are. Sorry for the delay. I thought the draft started on Friday. Okay. Just catching up here. The Chiefs look like they are going to hang onto that number one spot, and with the #1 pick in the 2013 NFL Draft, The Kansas City Chiefs select Eric Fisher, a big OT from Central Michigan.