Mookz

Would I definitely know it if I were one?

This! If my car didn't need it, and my lawnmower, and sometimes I'll just buy some for myself on a whim, well then fock the gas companies! It's a matter of principle.

Okay good, because it seems like a major disincentive to growing old. Do you get to choose your preferred age?

Sorry but you exist in heaven for eternity as you were the moment you died.

Pointy elbows. 3/10

She definitely has it going on and it's just more proof that dudes with kids have a built-in icebreaker with the ladies.

And I think we all agreed here that it's hawt when they wear their purse diagonally like that so that the strap splits the bobbers.

Why don't you just watch the new Night Court? Is there a new Night Court?

FBN, have you seen this doc? It's the best I've seen on the topic and I wish everyone would watch it with an open mind.

Oh fock dude, did they step to you?

Six of one...

I never really understood those toilet rugs. Are they to stand on while going #1, and put your feet on while going #2? To comfort the feet, and keep them warm when barefoot?

If this Royals turnaround can't bring her out of her funk, I don't know what will. Maybe if they make the ALCS. Ts and Ps all the same.

Gar Heard

Bought one but they shipped it to some slob in Ukraine.

@gocolts

Well, congrats, and may you guys go all the way now.

See that?

Seven Nation Army?

See that?

I was trying to get you out of that meeting. But yeah.

Hmm, you're looking a little flushed. Feeling okay?

Let's do this thing. I would do the playoff apparel bet thing, but I actually hate the Orioles and don't really wear their stuff. Royals probably roll past us anyway. Hyde is a boob.

Thank you! Good finals and congrats on making it. I agree the final week was effed up in unprecedented ways, but both our teams did end up playing six counting games. I guess double headers could be good or bad, depending on how many players you have from other teams. If it's a lot, then good because you probably end up with extra ABs/innings, but if not, then bad because you can't reset your lineup between games of a DH.