Mookz

You do realize that teh geeks pull in five figures and our caulks push half a foot.

I'll buy that's what it means, but why did you choose it?

The legend of the Gobble Dog.

I find what works best with neighbors is passive-aggressiveness. If they play loud music, you play louder music. So in this case, you should get a dog of your own, and leave it outside.

The rest of the blurb read: Littell will most assuredly take the roster spot of newly acquired Foster Griffin, who will instead be taken behind the clubhouse and shot.

That was funny - I didn't know about him either until the second half of his breakout season. Even though he was lights out, there weren't many blurbs written about him. Then I finally read one and had a vague memory that a couple seasons earlier, in spring training, in an Os-Pirates game there was a matchup of Evan Phillips vs. Phillip Evans. So I raced to Baseball Reference, confirmed it was the same guy, and grabbed him. He immediately became my third best player according to the Yahoo rankings at the time. But the next season was the real quandary - was he still under your and Burt's radar? Did I "out" him by picking him up the previous season? I decided not to risk it, so I think I drafted him in the second round (I didn't have many better options that year). Of course then the jig was completely up.

And there it is Jeff Passan and Kiley McDaniel of ESPN report that the Nationals have reached an agreement on a contract with free agent right-hander Zack Littell.

Got it. No problem, if he won't show up in that module, go ahead and use the placeholder and I'll be able to add/drop him immediately.

17.09 - Cole Sulser, RP, TB 18.04 - Anthony Santander, OF, TOR (rot on the IL, motherfocker)

15.09 - James McCann, C, ARI 16.04 - Alex Jackson, C, MIN

13.09 - Craig Kimbrel, RP, NYM 14.04 - Leody Taveras, OF, BAL

Isn't Ramon in there? https://prnt.sc/igttBP4Ek9_A Is it the accents? ETA: yep, he doesn't autocomplete when you start typing his name, but if you hit enter he shows up.

Cross-cat politicization

He was on my radar. It's possible to get ganked even in round 12.

12.04 - Jorge Mateo, SS, ATL