Mookz

Respectfully disagree. If he were by himself, would he caption it "Me at lunch in New Orleans" or "I at lunch in New Orleans"?

Don't forget the guy diving into the Bass Pro aquarium with the microween. ETA: Which geek is this?

Oh, wewps. I don't think those arrows showed up on my ancient chromebook. Thanks.

I'd have more but they never accept my friend requests.

Do I have to sign up, or something? All I see is a sign that says "Dylan's Candy Bar".

This one, correct?

Happy New Year! In.

Can everyone please stop playing around with their chips?

That secret died with Meshach Taylor.

Go on

By the company she keeps.

You and @BiffTannen ain't have any pigskin picks today?

Will not bid.

Meh, if it had actually been made in 1995 that would be cool, but retconning a single card in 2023 is a silly gimmick.

Good, just make it like basketball. Expand the tourney and get rid of bowl games.

So what's the deal with these bowl games, they're just exhibitions now? None of the top players play because they're in the transfer portal or heading to the pros?

Let's get this bag.

Did you explain to them you were having a pizza emergency?

We've lost another geek?

There have been rumblings.

Can we add that the geek cannot be the cause of the celebrity's death?

You're not going to take a bunch of Chinese death row inmates again, are you?

The ratio of people who use naked accordions vs. accordions with the dispenser is about 15 to 1, and it's because the receptionist orders both kinds, and then you go down to grab some and the traditional kind are already gone, or you grab some accordions without realizing it but then just keep them. It's rare that someone actually owns the dispenser.

I just remembered something about the accordion style. I think you're supposed to load the pad in a special dispenser that works sort of like a tissue box, you pull one note off and the next one pops through ready to go.