Mookz

So Jacsquatch has arrived, ######, back on up, and let me and my dawg Jacsquatch ###### ###### up.

At least he outlived Brian Wilson, if that meant anything to him. Ts & Ps to all involved.

It's official! Wynns joins the five-timers club as an Athletic. Way to go, kid.

How do you decide which pony to bet on? Where do you get your information?

Yeah I think you took a break for Kentucky Derby week but I wasn't sure if you got back to it.

You still betting hardball too? K unders?

It was kind of surprising Ford went with a 1992 Escort station wagon.

That's awesome. He's due for a good performance.

I may be the only person in the country who had him in his lineup today, but in Homers you do what you gotta do.

If I were parsident I would pass a law saying the name of the song must appear in the lyrics, if not in the chorus.

Help me list all of the stupid things that will be things of the past once we have full-time ABS: pitch-framing missed calls because pitch does not go where catcher set up (anti-framing) umpires with "their own" strike zone umpires with erratic strike zones umpires whose strike zones change as the game progresses (whose butt-wholes tighten up in the later innings) players ejected for arguing balls and strikes managers ejected for arguing balls and strikes rookies not getting certain calls because they haven't "earned it" pitchers getting or not getting calls because they've been in control or wild up to this point umpires letting their emotions affect their calls (retribution) There may be more

Fock the challenge system's fat mom. Full ABS on every pitch. Don't even wait until next year. TONIGHT.

Sorry but it's in the title but not the lyrics. We'll have to get a ruling from Bunny, but in the meantime, please resubmit.

Anyone really going to trust their life to a black Pilot?

She stood out as the one castmember who never really became a household name.

There's Sarah Polley again. Where did we just see her? Was it BHB's thread about the movie Go?

I won't even carry umbrella insurance.

Fock, well he'll either have to give that up or we'll have to think of something else.

I thought of a nickname for him when he reaches the show: "Jacsquatch" It's because he's a big, intimidating figure, just like a sasquatch.

I'd go 50% in S and 50% in P. Diversify.

15% off a colonoscopy when you bring a friend.

Well... does he like butter tarts?