jvirne

Hey man, good hearing from you. Trogdor is going to be learning how to drive in a couple weeks. How you been doing? BTW - I still have the guild that you and your Danish buddies made. I'm the lone member. I feel so important.

Who is this? Did you post under a different name back in the day?

I miss this guy too. Hey @edjr, the other day I fired up Guild Wars and started playing. A couple years back I fired it up and got my son an account. Remember, back when we played he was a baby in the background? Now he's a teenager and we played together. Damn it's been a long time since I visited this site. I'm amazed some of the old timers are still here.

You called?

jvirne

Disappointing. I thought I was going to see a pic of edjr and pat meeting, with ed high on 'e' and humping his leg or something.

Awesome. I always knew this place would find a way into the national news. My bets were on an edjr underage prostitution ring, but this is so much better.

How's this for a quick summary. I'm still playing Guild Wars now and then...mostly because my 7 year old son loves it, so we play together.

I could care more about this post.

God damn Joseph Gatt is one creepy looking mofo. He has to be the guy playing the death priest in the temple that Aria goes to.

In the name of all that is manly, I want to smack you upside the head with a giant black .

I'm new to this thread. Update me. Did anyone mention that John Snow was killed yet? Or that Tyion's wife wasn't a prostitute and Jaimee knew and let his dad's guards gangbang her in front of Tyrion anyway? Or that Sansa disembowels Joffery the night of his wedding, right before he's assassinated by his mother?

I could care less about this thread, I'm just amazed that Phillybear is still alive. Who else had him killing himself (intentionally or not) by 2010? Congrats, PB! You're still running the hamster wheel with the rest of us.

Is this where we talk smack and post dancing bananas and stuff?

Her number one fan was was originally infatuated with teen actress Traci Lords. He sent her used condoms pressed in copies of La Vita Nuova. He sent her regurgitated chocolates. He sent her love poems made from blacking out select words in FBI Most Wanted profiles. He followed her around San Fernando Valley State College and slipped his poems under her dorm door until Ms. Lords had a restraining order placed on him. Dejected, he made plans to shoot Reagan, but Roy Hinkley Jr. beat him to it. He slipped into a decade long depression, coming out of his house only for deliveries of Dominoes pizzas and his nightly 3am ritualistic defecation on his neighbor's lawn. Then he saw Jackie on That 70s Show and found new purpose. His living room is currently divided and subdivided by cardboard walls with threads thumbtacked to points that trace the origin of Mila Kunis' breast growth. He expects a conclusion to be discovered any day now.

Preggo porn is legal but porn where the mom gives birth is obviously illegal cause of child porn reasons. I'm wonder what the legality is on a 33 year old milf who had a baby at 15 who has been growing ever since. Be awesome to see a ceremonial bukkake type shoot where man after man jizzes on her grotesquely swollen body before she somehow gives birth to an eighteen year old man who looks absolutely terrified and feral, as his eyes dart he is fellated by 3 woman who lead him by the hand back to mommy who nods and he instinctively lets his animal instincts take over even though you can tell by his face he knows what he is doing is somehow very wrong.

Any idea who the backup will be? Taiwan Jones?

This is a PPR dynasty league. Team A: offers Drew Brees and pick 1.8 in the rookie draft for Team B: Fitz and pick 1.4 in the rookie draft.

Pure Reason? It doesn't exist!

Mixing creatine, pseudoephedrine, and caffeine will cause excessive sweating, increased heart rate, dehydration, and make you a schizophrenic methhead for two or three hours. Avoid this if you want to have a good workout at the gym. Do this if you want to pick up a Wichita hooker (you'll be able to speak their language).

Facebook killed messageboards for me. All my favorite board posters are on there now. I do lurk around FBGs and :e: now and then, but both have gone to crap. Especially :e:, whose pic thread was awesome. Now it's a travesty.

Fire away.

Add another to the list.

Man, I remember when this place was full of hungry fish. If I made my previous post 5 years ago, Gutterboy would've been humping my leg like a Doberman on the date rape drug. It's a sad state of things in these parts.