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shmonkeys

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  1. shmonkeys

    Best Movie Bad-Asses

    Gary Bussey...Lethal Weapon
  2. shmonkeys

    Anti-smoking Nazi puzzays

    That's telling the liberals
  3. shmonkeys

    Look how massive Butterbean is now

    He has to have a controlled fall forward when he throws punches, cuz his arms would not reach past his gut otherwise.
  4. shmonkeys

    Bad News

    Thoughts and Prayers.
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    Getting ready to go to a wedding today

    sux...show her this.
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    Getting ready to go to a wedding today

    hard to believe lifting her shirt up didn't win her over.
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    Barry Bonds' testicles
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    Anyone know what this is

    I think it's a Siouxsie Cooter
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    What would you make of this?

    You work in a Fort?
  10. shmonkeys

    Has there ever been a worse president than Bush?

    Have to agree
  11. shmonkeys

    Why are hurricaines named after wimmens?

    I'd hate to get blown by Hugo
  12. I'd wear an Elvis outfit, and have my cape blowing out the window.
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    What's your favorite Chinese food?

    sesame chicken
  14. shmonkeys

    DU this poll

    Depends whose life...and innocent baby, or a convicted murderer
  15. shmonkeys

    More Demwit hypocrisy. Sheryl Crowe style.

    I'd be to worried about a poke through and touch. Guess I'd have to wrap my finger with that one square and hope for good bonding paper
  16. shmonkeys

    Why does everybody here like me?

    cuz you're very helpful...kinda fumbleweedish
  17. shmonkeys

    help me finish writing this song

    You tell me you love me nothing can come between us... you tell me I'm all woman except for my peemus... now it's time to hang myself from that friggen tree
  18. shmonkeys

    help me finish writing this song

    he said he found jeebus, and then he found me.. he only lasted 4 minutes and I kissed a lady... now I'll just hang myself from that friggen tree
  19. shmonkeys

    Help me out

    I'm the guy
  20. shmonkeys

    Meanwhile...over in Cincy

    I saw "camel toe"
  21. shmonkeys

    Name a show...

    Quantum Leap Early Edition
  22. shmonkeys

    I need a few good jokes for the weekend

    What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? pump-kin
  23. shmonkeys

    More good news for Michigan economy

    Granholm
  24. shmonkeys

    Molly keeps eating Charlie's poop

    Maybe add something to Charlies diet, so his poop doesn't taste so delicious.
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