SUXBNME

If with the Puzzy you are talking about the female sex and not the kittendoodles, then you are crazy. I love a ginger girl...I get it, but their skank down under, in my experience is usually...well..not too pleasant. Bordering on spoiled yogurt or cheese.

Gited how?

Phantasm

Do you still have them?

Red for pizza sauce, but white for pasta (.I've been on a alfredo kick for a few months now) Now if we are talking human races....Green > orange > Brown (sexy women until they get fat and older) > the rest of them.

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyway Lie through your teeth when things get tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood Get real rich and you will find All the hot chicks will want to grind If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Grip that shaft like you know you should Get a platinum card, it will be all good The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods Remember this when you're having fun Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah If the word gets out don't be afraid When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Filling all the divots in the neighborhood Don't think about those three foot putts Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Text messages are never good Nail the girl at the driving range Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods Have your best friend book all your flights Tell your wife that you're golfing nights Get a call girl and maybe just chill Be willing to part with a hundred mil Bang a new porn star every day Tell your sponsors it will be okay Surprise them all with an invitation To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Poking all the holes in the neighborhood Tell your wife how it's gonna be Your driver is community property If you wanna be like Tiger Woods, Brett Favre did it, so you know you could! Become the king of your neighborhood Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah

Supposedly his swing is EXACTLY the same as his fathers.

Built in free dishwasher

Not a cartoon

Not sure if the below is a vintage commercial (only 16 years old), but it's been awhile since you homos have been annoyed by it... Meow

Let's just make sure we have a geek meat before we are both ded. I'll tell you which parking lot I'll be in at a certain time.. you''ll meet me there, and we'll drive by each other say "Nice Meeting You" as we pass. We don't even have to get out of our vehicles, nor stop....It's a perfect plan.

Damn but this was a fun band Very underrated band below.\

Came in here to say the same thing, assfuk

What are yours?

Look...It's our 2 Tims

I get it. Good one / Also, you're not bad, just a for not calling me.

Teabag

I wasn't there for their meat. Skids and I have had 2 different meats. Both were fun One ended up in a hottub with Skids and I. (I have pics) Never met the elusive TNG, though. Mebbe someday it will happen, but it would be a total random thing. Sux: (looking across a restaraunt or summfin) holy crap....This girl looks familiar TNG: Awww sh1t...I think I know who this loser is looking at me from a lightly trafficked FF board I somewhat frequent...Hey Hubby, WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW !!! Could take place at a Mikunis or summfin. We travel in different circles. I'm gambling every friday night at Thunder Valley and she's prolly at a high class party with Newsome and all of her liberal cohorts from our Capitol.

Good call, dopey

Wouldn't know. Never met her. Like I said, she's wise

See???? You love the fatties. They need some love too...I get it. Just know your audience here. T Gavin prolly loves the fatties too, but being that he is a total b1tch for non phone call reasons...meh...I digress. Time to make some food and snuggle with my imaginay kats

5 foot 2 eyes of blue...Might be a ginger, tho. TNG and I live less than 5 miles away from each other. Geek meat evah? Prolly not. She may be small in stature, but she's wise in other ways.

With a stern voice and a 'hello darlin attitude. Trust me, he'll be just fine. He's a fuk up with the alcohol but so am I. Mebbe that's why Bunny and I have had such a great frinedship for 10+ years.