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What made things worse is that I started him over Kelce.

You look like the piss boy

Ended up winning by 0.7 points. I was scared sh1tless once I pulled ahead as any Goff turnover would mean I would lose. Nothing like watching him have a fumble ruled down by contact and then almost throw an INT the very next play. Thank God for that horrendous DPI call to end the game.

FU Goedert

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

I was down 38 pts going into SNF. My opponent is done and I have Goff / Jameson / Montgomery / Goedert playing. I'm getting VERY nervous w the way this game is going. Before kickoff ESPN was predicting me w a 72% chance to win. Now sitting at 45% EDIT: Goff to Jameson

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

You've gotta be focking kidding!

I retract this FU.

Kyren Williams continuing to under perform while his backup gets huge chunks of yardage.

So is it basically a prequel to the events in IT? Or some kind of reboot?

Let me know when you're benching him

C'mon Mayfield. You've gone from potential MVP to this sh1tty first half performance?

FU Mooney. (yes my WR situation is dire if I'm starting this stiff)

Definitely need to rewatch Goodfellas. It's been awhile.

Snagged tickets for Puscifer in May. They have a new album coming out in February.

Watching ALCS Game 7 rather than MNF. Is Jameson Williams dead or something?

FU "Bill". Apparently you only score points when you're on my bench.

Stafford can recognize the stank on Kyren's fingers. :shocker:

Now he has a massive 4.7 points.

I'm sure we've all been accused of "Mansplaining" by the wife What's an example of a time where you had to bite your tongue when your wife asks you an incredibly stupid question? Last night I'm watching SEA/TOR ALCS Game 1. She joins me and asks if all the M's players are switch hitters. I casually reply that nope, while some are switch hitters most are only left handed or right handed. She then asked why are they wearing a patch that says "Switch" then? She was referring to the "Nintendo Switch 2" sponsorship patch that is on their unis. I think I deserve an award for not laughing and simply explained what it was.

Wife and I finished Ed Gein Story tonight.

C'mon everyone. How come nobody has shown compassion for that fact that Greta Thunberg is now out of work? HOW DARE YOU! Yes I've posted this a lot, but I don't care. PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. PEOPLE ARE DYING.

Can't tell if this was already posted as a lot of the old video links are now dead.

I know. Guess you haven't found the peep hole in our bedroom yet. <ed gein voice> take it you jezebel. Mother was right about you </ed gein voice>