DonS

Toss in a comet and meteor showers for good measure. (approx 2:36 mark)

Hell, several members of the GC have managed to land a sweet gig working the fryer at Burger King.

Looks like God has dusted off his Sodom and Gomorrah playbook.

Nice reference You're on a roll this morning!

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Any idea how much that ballot measure cost each resident in taxes? Was it added on as an additional sales tax or something? Tied to property taxes?

Does it give you a warm fuzzy knowing that they are sitting on YOUR tax money and doing nothing?

She definitely excels in the tittay department.

THIS I'm trained like Pavlov's dogs to not celebrate any positive play for a good 5 seconds as I wait for that inevitable flag.

Just swing by Home Depot parking lot. There are plenty of workers available to be hired under the table.

Did they all stand around her while she sat on the couch? https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-piper-perri-surrounded-the-infamous-white-couch-meme-and-its-origins-explained

Trips to Ghana apparently

GTFO with your conspiracy talk! I'm sure there is a 100% reasonable explanation for that. #RESIST

Ban Darwin.

While that gal is certainly attractive he could probably cruise some local Hair Masters for some comparable b1tch that would do it for $50. She's got 4 kids to feed from 4 different sperm donors afterall.

Newbie????

Not diverse enough. Maybe Ru Paul?

OH NO!

OP, please edit the thread title to start with "Dear Penthouse Forum..."

Agreed. Thx @supermike80

Lol. I was just saying to my wife while driving that the rats were real and not CGI. Spoiler alert: there are a LOT of rats in the movie.