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I laughed, but to be honest I immediately read that as MILF at first.

Hopefully you'll be disappointed, but if it does happen would you be taking your son?

Baby, you can't taste racism!

FOCK. I just finished eating!!!!

Nobody said yer mom yet????? Who am I kidding? I'd still tap that ass!

Figured it was probably for work so yeah who cares how much it costs since you'll just expense it.

SeaTac? So you can hog a charger the entire time you're paying for airport parking?

Allah snack bar!

The FAA is hiring and they're looking for you! https://www.foxnews.com/us/faas-diversity-push-includes-focus-hiring-people-severe-intellectual-psychiatric-disabilities

What's the female equivalent of Uncle Tom? Is it Aunt Jemima?

Nice tackling on that TD.

JFC. Spent over 2 hrs just sitting on tarmac. Paramount+ app sucks balls, btw. Kept buffering. Better than nothing though.

Hope my seatmates don't notice.

I just came

Elam sucks, but even a stopped clock is correct twice a day.

Maybe NFL is hiring retards as well.

Thank the Baby Jebus for Paramount+. Landed at 430 but STILL on tarmac due to gate not being free. Guess FAA fast tracked some of those retarded new hires.

There is a bridge in Seattle that folks liked to jump off of. They installed fencing to prevent jumpers from splatting on the buildings down below. Imagine being the janitor that had to clean up that mess! Edit: here's the spot over Adobe offices. https://maps.app.goo.gl/QDjCDvYEaJvqSttH7

Ahhh. Misunderstood your comment. Yeah I could do that but I'd rather watch it live so I can text with my friends during the game. Airport bar here I come!

His wife is a Bills fan IIRC. Hopefully she'll be all horned up after a Buffalo victory.

And wait until I get home on Friday???

I installed Paramount+ on my phone so I can catch the beginning of the game as soon as I land in DC. Glad they offer a 7 day free trial. GO BILLS!

Whoever came up with these crying kid opening presents pics are a genius. I shared the Toney one with @cmh6476after the Buffalo win. Unfortunately that one didn't have the parents and grandma flipping the bird.

He just needs to scoop it into a box and he's good to go!