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My kids and I like horror movies. My son and daughter both told me I needed to see The Substance. I had seen the trailers and I was like meh, so I had no interest in seeing it in the theater. Holy fock was I wrong. Clear case of trailers not giving away too much while also not giving an indication of what the movie is about. Damned if they do, damned if they don't. All I can say is if you like body horror then go see it. Sadly the scariest part is seeing how Demi Moore focked up her gorgeous face w plastic surgery and botox.

Wow, those really were fake t1ts!

I don't know if Margaret Qualley has fake t1ts or not, but damn she has an amazing body.

I would've needed a barf bag for that.

This movie had the best of both worlds. Great nudity — really really great - and focked up . Everyone wins!

Gross sh1t like The Fly Edit: basically anything by David Cronenburg. That type of weirdness.

Occams Razor says that you are the biggest coont on this lightly trafficked message board.

Like the d0uchebag Keith Olbermann https://www.outkick.com/analysis/keith-olberman-calls-followers-cancel-washington-post-his-call-backfires Funny how he's performing his hissy fit on Twitter which ends up putting money in Elon Musk's pocket.

I always enjoyed going to Mariners games against the Rangers after he signed with them. He always claimed he didn't care about money and wanted to go to a winner. Fair enough, I totally respect that. Interesting how he ended up signing with Texas, though, as they were terrible at the time. They also signed him to the largest contract at the time. Interesting how that worked out... Whenever ARod went to the plate M's fans would boo and throw fake money in the air. Fock that d0uche.

I also lost Rice, Aiyuk (though he's been sh1t), and apparently also DK today.

Looks like I won't have to worry about him sh1tting the bed in my lineup now.

Another week, another FU for Brandon. Nice drop b1tch.

Did Jameson Williams suffer a sprained labia or something? Nice goose egg so far. EDIT: He's alive! Now 1 catch for -4 yds

Another tranny thread!!! The 80s were a sad time for established rockers trying to dress to the MTV "standards" at the time. Judas Priest "Turbo Lover" is another horrific example.

Agreed. Really good.

If the coont fits...

https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-post-gives-entire-staff-day-off-to-mourn-loss-of-hamas-leader

RACISS!!!! (It's all pink inside)

Anyone else who has fathered and then abandoned several children from multiple baby mommas?

Saw Terrifier 3 today. Not bad. Super fun over the top violence and Art cracks me up. I should've re-watched Terrifier 2 beforehand though. I didn't remember too many details and it builds off the events in that movie.

Terrible roughing the passer call

And the flowers bloom like madness in the Spring.

Was just at Aftershock and saw Slayer. All the shirts were black so I ended up getting a bandana to hang on the wall.

I go to a sh1t ton of concerts. God knows I have too many t-shirts so I started getting signed drum heads to hang on the wall.

Was going to make a mom reference, but you beat me to it.