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Edit:

It's my fault since I decided to go w Hunt as my Flex instead of Montgomery.

I've got Goff and Jameson Williams. A grand total of 0 pts after 1 quarter is not the way I wanted to start.

G0ddamn that Alzheimer's commercial was depressing as fock! Thanks for bringing the mood down Lilly Corp.

My dumbass misread the topic as "ents". I certainly think we'd all know if there were giant walking trees among us! "Even the focking trees walked in those movies!"

Another Williams another FU. 3 yds out of Kyren in the first half. Of course stat wh0re Stafford throws to Adams on 1st and Goal from the 1 instead of handing off to Williams.

1000 yds of offense in this game and Williams had 0.

FU Jameson. You've had a couple nice games but apparently you've gone back to being invisible.

Got tickets for the wife and I to see Trans Siberian Orchestra in November. Never heard anything from them aside from the following song: I've heard that it's a good show. Has anyone here seen them? I understand that the show has a ton of rotating musicians. Singer-wise it's cool that Russell Allen from Symphony X is apparently still in the rotation. He's a damn good singer, and I saw him in concert a few years ago, so hopefully he'll be part of the show we see.

TSO show was last night. Very cool! Definitely not recommended if you have sensory issues as it was non-stop lasers, pyro, video screens, hydraulic platforms, strobes, etc. Our favorite parts were trying to identify the different standard Christmas/classical songs they change up into symphonic metal. They did one acoustic bit dedicated to the guy who founded TSO as it sounds like he must've passed recently. The gal doing the singing was excellent and at one point they switched over to playing Black Sabbath "Changes" for a bit. They performed a badass version of the Nutcracker Suite and the best part was watching this hot chick in the section below us absolutely headbanging her (very nice) ass off. I won't see them every year but will certainly catch them again some time.

What made things worse is that I started him over Kelce.

You look like the piss boy

Ended up winning by 0.7 points. I was scared sh1tless once I pulled ahead as any Goff turnover would mean I would lose. Nothing like watching him have a fumble ruled down by contact and then almost throw an INT the very next play. Thank God for that horrendous DPI call to end the game.

FU Goedert

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

I was down 38 pts going into SNF. My opponent is done and I have Goff / Jameson / Montgomery / Goedert playing. I'm getting VERY nervous w the way this game is going. Before kickoff ESPN was predicting me w a 72% chance to win. Now sitting at 45% EDIT: Goff to Jameson

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

You've gotta be focking kidding!

I retract this FU.

Kyren Williams continuing to under perform while his backup gets huge chunks of yardage.

So is it basically a prequel to the events in IT? Or some kind of reboot?

Let me know when you're benching him

C'mon Mayfield. You've gone from potential MVP to this sh1tty first half performance?

FU Mooney. (yes my WR situation is dire if I'm starting this stiff)

Definitely need to rewatch Goodfellas. It's been awhile.