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So let's bring in the folks that would gladly have seen your grandparents murdered. Brilliant!

Am I the only one that read the thread title as it being about a strange/bizarre/interesting man vs bear situation? I was thinking the bear is going to win every time.

Totally explains why his dogs end up biting people.

Love this album

That's why that sounded familiar. I remember hearing that term when we first had kids and wife was breastfeeding. I think OP needs to find himself an affordable wet nurse.

Yeah, the wife and I have been drinking some the past few months. The brand that we buy thru Amazon is Everyday Dose. Can't say if it's doing anything for me, but it tastes just fine and is basically like old school instant coffee. I was surprised when she suggested it because she absolutely HATES mushrooms. I, on the other hand, love 'em.

This

The number of c0cks yer mom has sucked in a row?

Damn I need to watch that again. CROM!

It's probably because he knows he'll get his ass kicked by a protective black mom if he tries.

I think we should listen to Ripley on how to deal with these terrorist loving future baristas:

We all know what kind of "pull" Robert Kraft supports.

Are you getting excited for the new Olympic Break Dancing competitions?

Hot chicks professional scissoring league.

Are you sure it isn't theyo/themo?

I was listening to Guns N Roses on the way home from a show tonight. Got me thinking how good they were but unfortunately only had a few albums before they fell apart. What are some other bands you can think of that flamed out too soon? (I'm thinking of another band so curious if anyone names them)

I'll be drinking some overpriced beers while at a concert tonight

Seems these kvnts did the same thing at SeaTac. Glad I wasn't traveling yesterday. https://mynorthwest.com/3957536/pro-palestinian-protesters-cause-closures-sea-tac-airport/

It's not happening

Same story here. Housing/services is offered to the homeless but aid usually gets declined because the mentally ill junkies would rather be homeless than give up their addictions. The solution??? More taxpayer money of course!!!!

37???

That proves that it's not that hard to clean (literal) sh1t up. Same thing miraculously happened in Seattle when MLB All Star game was in town.

Yep. When my kids got old enough to watch Caddyshack with me they were like "so that's where it's from!"

You'll get nothing and like it!