DonS

Every week or so the NFL trots out some kind of special shirt/hoodies that all the teams wear on the sidelines. Things like the "crucial catch" cancer stuff or whatever that "justice" graffiti crap was.

The whites are focked when it comes to the kids out of wedlock bowl.

Agreed that the completely pointless deer thing felt like a Shamalayan movie. The basic concept of what was possibly going on was interesting, but everything else was just incredibly annoying.

Wife wanted to watch it. I liked how the AM station shown in the car was 1619. Very subtle One thing I learned is that there are apparently a sh1t ton of scary CGI deer on Long Island.

I'm facing Gibbs. Of course he managed to end up w exactly 100 yds to go w the 2 TDs.

This.

If he was in prison it's more likely that he found some big Mexican named Jesus raping his ass.

Fock yeah!

I'm shocked that b1tch is wearing a mask! Shocked I tells ya!

Love this comment: Nothing burns as clean as an electric vehicle

You're unbelievable

Fixed for accuracy. Allegedly.

What happens when a flight is completely full and the CBF didn't buy extra (refundable) seats?

Will you insist that your illegal workers from Home Depot only use electric lawn equipment?

It will teach your son how to make wise financial decisions such as killing the hooker when you're done and taking your money back.

I never trust a game trailer when it says "pre-rendered footage"

MIA loses!!!!

I guess his deal with the debil expired.

Frustrating calls / no calls happen all the time, but when it is clearly legit then shut your pie hole. Case in point. Near the end of the game Bills got flagged for offensive holding which negated a first down. I was of course pissed. When they showed the replay of the LT basically doing a reverse horse collar on the rusher I just texted my friends "yeah that's legit " That's why Reid and Mahomes look like such whiny twats in this case. Guess they're no better than his b1tch wife tweeting about the refs now.

The Chinese guy was probably just trying to keep off everyone's radar as he was stealing IP to send home to the homeland.

What focking whiny b1tches. They're mad because the official didn't "warn" Toney that he was offsides??? I guess I missed all the times ref tell defensive linemen to scooch back. Apparently it's embarrassing for the NFL to throw a flag when your idiot receiver is blatantly over the line. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39087991/chiefs-patrick-mahomes-andy-reid-criticize-offsides-call-negated-travis-kelce-lateral-td

Mahomes' tantrum on the sideline was cute. Maybe he needs a cuddle from Jake at State Farm to help calm down?

When you get used to flags going your way they can't help but whine when they don't.

I' was afraid Romo was going to need his stomach pumped after double fisting Mahomes and Allen today.