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Purina Puppy Chow is people!!!! (now with 10% more fetanyl)

JFC. Now we'll be treated to seeing the focking in-laws vs football. Give me hot sideline reporters making up sh1t all day vs this TMZ garbage. I've actually got nothing against Kelce and Swift. It's the media that's making this unbearable.

Will Kelce's b1tch be in attendance, or will the announcers stick to football tonight?

Don't care who wins. I just need like 40.pts combined from Davonta Smith, Rice, Elliott for a miraculous come from behind victory.

Without their phones they wouldn't be able to do math!!! (Can't remember who made the brilliant argument that teaching math isn't required since all ppl need are phones. )

Watched it the other night. Decent enough, but the part of me that is 3% Sri Lankan was deeply offended.

Thx. I should've known to include "Fappening" in my search.

My search skillz must be lacking. Can you help a brotha out, or is that also in violation of the new no-fun GC rules?

It could be called "The Slap Fight Cesspool"

Now eliminate aliases. That would do wonders as many threads devolve into the usual sausage fights when a "new" user suddenly appears and starts flinging sh1t like a retarded monkey.

They only throw them at the gaping kunt that is Tom Brady.

Indeed it is. WE'RE the victims in all this.

If true that dude was deserving of an ESPY!!!!

That's just PAT. Very fitting.

Her nude pics that were leaked online around the time of The Fappening were amazing. Videos of her flicking the bean if I recall correctly. Unfortunately I think she succeeded in getting them taken down as I can no longer find them.

Actually I think the pedos probably do.

Looks like they're teaching kids how to shove a fist up their boyfriend's azz

I think you missed your calling as a TV producer.

Love that song.

Depends on the hotness level. That's why unattractive sideline reporters are about as useful as t1ts on a bull. It's always the same insightful "report": "Coach, you're getting your ass handed to you. What are your thoughts?"

Maybe the Santa is trying to pull a worker's comp scam?

Her dad owns a car dealership in Seattle area so she's constantly making TV ads for them. Me likey.

I enjoy an occasional edible. No thanks on smoking as that reek lingers on your clothes for a long time. Also need to take it outside which isn't always the most pleasant experience here in the PNW.

Good point. I guess I need to expand my p0rnhub viewing habits.

Isn't focking yourself the entire point of d1ldos?