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Saw Devin Townsend for the first time as he opened for Dream Theater. Very eclectic with his songs best described as bombastic. His singing style is either operatic or a scream (but not death growl). He was also funny as hell with great banter with the crowd.

G0DDAMN YOU!!!! I was all set to respond with something similar.

I almost included that, but figured I'd tee it up for someone else.

OK this one was actually funny.

Whew. Guess I can skip my yearly follow up scan then!!!! I feel bad for all the oncologists that will now be out of work, though.

I hate when they make too much noise all the time.

"Jesus," though I also go by "Daddy"

You already know it. Your wife screams it when she's pretending to be satisfied by you in bed.

Just saw this video. Love how he dealt with the stage crasher. Didn't miss a beat.

Dream Theater tomorrow. Openers are Animals as Leaders / Devin Townsend

Have the execution be PPV and use the proceeds to compensate folks who lost their jobs due to the govt mandates.

YOU sit in YOUR chair. YOU mumble incoherently.

I'm currently in Oregon for work. There is no sales tax here so when I went through Burger King drive thru my total for the advertised $5 deal was actually $5.00 even. The gal at the window asked me if I wanted to round up for some local charity. Round up on $5??? Would that be $6??? WTF?

What is the well known quote? Something about those that cannot do, teach instead? Seems like the threshold for "teaching" just got a lot lower.

Wow, we were simply told not to look at a lady's nice rack while talking to them. Gen Z needs help to know when to pause when talking???

/thead

Die Tranny (yippee kiy Yay muthafocka)

Groundhog Tranny

Groundhog Tranny

Groundhog Tranny

Can't wait for the sequel: "A Lifetime of Loneliness and Regret"

Army of Trannys (not groovy and scary as fock)

Tranny and Present Danger

The Usual Trannys Natural Born Trannys 16 Trannys Das Tranny... ( Need to watch that movie again. So good.)

How many focking characters - both male and female - have names that start with or sound like "Ethel"??? Ethelthred, Ehthelred, Aethelwold, etc, etc.