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Focking injuns speak with forked tongue!

Luckily I'm able to do my job remotely. Definitely came in handy the other summer when I was dealing with cancer. Starting week 4 of completely working from home is starting to suck though. Job security wise I'd like to think that I'm OK. Our company is largely govt/military work. Head legal dude sent out an email with a "essential operations" letter we can print out and show to The Man in order to get to/from work if needed. Nice to be part of the Defense Industrial Base Sector (DIB). You down with DIB? Yeah you know me.

I think you're being generous with the number of folks that frequent this lightly trafficked message bored.

You should write a program that will skim off a fraction of a cent with every transaction. Make sure you don't get the decimal place wrong or you'll be in big trouble.

What exactly did they say in praise?

Well obviously Trump didn't have enough diversity on his task force back in January. If only he had enlisted more POC and some purple haired trannies we wouldn't be in this mess.

I was relieved that when I filled out the census yesterday the only options were male/female. I'm sure some purple haired freaks screamed at the sky when they saw that.

That should make triage easy peasy. Thug life homies that are bleeding? Fock off. Old man with a cough? Go to the head of the line.

It's as if science tells us there are only two genders!!!! Crazy talk, isn't it?

He mentioned "The Day After". Wasn't that a miniseries about nuclear war?

BOY!

Count me as somebody that finds those games amazing.

With Warren out they can't even go the "commit a crime and get free taxpayer funded gender reassignment surgery" route. So sad. You think they might realize that things like having a job and not dying is a bit more important than their "look at me!!!!" hissy fits?

"The Pope" just made me think of something... With churches, scouting, daycares, etc being shut down I'm guessing that the number of child molestations will decrease during all of this. Silver lining!

One thing is for certain: I hope law enforcement (or National Guard) has the authority to execute looters on sight. "He dindo nuffin. He juz needed some Kools but haz no job becuz of tha virus!"

Isn't Ozark S3 due out later this month? Edit: March 27

Binghamton. Learned it from my wife as her family played it. She's from Rochester, but they were originally from Erie, PA.

I feel like a retard because this made me laugh.

Played it in Upstate NY.

It's a coronavirus miracle!!!!

There must be a Laphroaig 10 crisis. For the longest time it was always around $46. 2 weeks ago it was $50. Today it was $55. Other Laphroaigs and Balvenies have stayed the same. Bummer. Sh1ts getting real now!!!!

Same in WA, but you pay even more than the already expensive prices at places like Costco and Total Wine. Going to go pick up some more Laphroaig from Total Wine later today before Inslee copies CA and NY.

Can you imagine the violence at Popeyes now?

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They border each other in Eastern bumfock Russia though.