parshall2marshall

shuttlecock, dictum, Volvo, manhole, coccyx, ballcock, Uranus, Bushmaster, penal, Titicaca, Bangkok, blowhole, and cockchafer HTH

That's who came to mind for me. And it's Hochuli, I think.

I'm in the same situation, because I'm certainly not starting my other QB (Smith against Chicago?...yeah, right!) If Roethleotiotiooglyberger doesn't start, then I may pick Charlie Batch up off the WW.

If you saw him play in college, you'll know he's as tough as hell. Had linemen carrying him down the field so he could keep playing with a broken leg. Yeah, he's had bad luck with injuries, but that doesn't mean he isn't tough.

I got 17. I'd like to dispute a couple though, namely the hot dog bun one (it's 12 hot dog buns in every package I've ever bought). And I'd like to brag that I got the lug nuts one correct (knew that easier than the ladies blouse...which is sad, since I'm female).

We must both have great luck, because I recently received an e-mail from a man in Nigeria informing me that I have been deemed sole heir to a small fortune left to me by a distant, distant relative. This kind man was appointed to look over my distant, distant relative's small fortune, and he will gladly transfer the money to me after I send him personal information - nothing big, just the numbers of my bank accounts, my social security number, and a few other minor things. However, I must only communicate with him via e-mail, for reasons he will notify me of later. Seems all good to me!

This is an honest-to-goodness final score from my league today: Team A: 133 points vs. Team B: 32 points Dead serious: a 101 point victory. A bit more explanation, of course, is warranted. Team B is a legitimate team with a 2-3 record, however, they did not have a full roster this week - they had one running back on a bye week*. But still, 32 points? Jeez! Oh, and Team A's team consisted of Bulger, Roy Williams, Coles, and Dunn, just to name a few. *In my league, I have the policy that I will edit team rosters for a manager if they notify me in advance and give a reason. This manager did neither, so I can't wait to see him and give him hell about it. Especially since he'll be taking over the last place position formerly coveted by yours truly (I'm known as the "Murphy's Law" team - if it could go wrong, it did, but even I haven't lost by 100 f-ing points).

I don't see anything wrong with the trade. I'm in a league where a bunch of guys are B.S.ing over a completely fair trade: in both cases, the managers are just whining. Never veto unless there's obvious collusion.

2 days in a row for me. Rarely take them past that point. Then again, I'm female...

Fancy burger: Avocado, sharp cheddar, mayo. Cheap burger: Ketchup, mustard, mayo, shredded lettuce, pickles, and real American cheese. Crap, I'm hungry now.

I agree with the Swiss post. If you've go with cheddar, then go sharp. Mild cheddar is for wimps.

When the elastic band becomes non-exsistent so that every 3 steps you take your underwear is ceasing to serve much of a purpose.

French onion dip on a hot dog.

For your basic, pizza-delivery pizza: Italian sausage, pepperoni, peppers, onions, and mushrooms.

Marshall fan. Yeah, life pretty much sucks right now. Glad I don't see the arse-beatings in person. Nearly cried after the last couple games.

If I remember right, the score was 84-80 (and apparently the defenses missed their buses). I think Louisville was one of the teams involved. If anyone can give me some more detail, I can move on to obsessing over something less stupid.

Thanks anyway, but what I'm remembering was a football game.

Water. Life sucks sometimes.

T&Ps for your loss. I can't imagine losing a father who was only 48 (My dad was 48 when I was born). If you believe in Heaven, then I hope you can find some comfort in knowing that he's in a much, much better place now.

Wes Welker becomes a player people have actually heard of. Now, pretend I wrote that about 3 hours ago.

I had an open spot on my roster and absolutely no one to fill it with. So, I picked Welker up for some fun; on the off-chance that this Welker kid just goes off this season then I'll look like a genius in my league. And if he's crap the rest of the season, then I didn't really lose anything. If nothing else, he's putting on a great show tonight. Of course now that I've picked him up - with my tendency to doom players (had Javon Walker and Ahman Green last year) - he'll tear his ACL in the second half.

Myself (commish) and two managers trying to join my league are having various technical issues on Yahoo's fantasy site. We're all using different browsers on different computers (in different cities) and we're all having different problems. One person's being told that my league doesn't exsist (I talked through with him; he's got the right league ID and password), another is getting completely random error messages, and my page to enter draft results just plain isn't working. Anyone else having Yahoo problems?

Music - R. Kelly (I hope someone locks him in that F***ing closet); Toto; Acting - pretty much anyone on CSI (lame-a$$, incredibly fake show, IMO); Athlete - Marcus Vick (arrogant a$$ who's a replica of his arrogant a$$ brother Ron Mexico, minus any smidgeon of talent) Other - Kevin Federline

Miami Seriously, after the beach girls it's nothing but really ugly women dyed bright orange from the fake tanning crap. Plus there's the whole Botox/facelift thing, so a lot of them have a permanent look of extreme surprise. Not to mention they all wear midriff tops even if they have saggy abdomens. Not attractive.

Please, for the sake of the Weasels, bring him back!!!