Gypsybrat

A. Picking Keepers 1. No more than Twenty-five (25) Keepers will be selected a minimum of one (1) week before the rookie draft. Failing to do so will result in a stiff kick in the ass. Continued failures will result in a loss of a 2nd round draft pick.

Taco Breath, get your roster down to 25!!!

You should check your PMs good sir!

Get those rosters trimmed down to the league required size of 25 players by July 15th please.

In all fairness, I did give a deadline of July 15th. July 16th though, I expect you to come out with both guns blazing

Nope. the 25 keepers rule applies to you too!!!

Fees due by July 22nd. Paypal $57 to me when you can. Accounting: The Neckbeards - Paid Conrad's Bitches - owes $57 4077 - Paid via rollover The Mighty Sweatermeats - Rollover $25.00 - owes $32 - Paid The Infidels - owes $57 (settle at end of our other league) Professor Stats - owes $57 Paid Ski Colts - Paid - Also paid next years entry fee Kat Fancy - owes $57 (settle at end of our other league) Peaces - Paid Die Nasty El Padrino - Paid Team Bumble - Paid Dream Wrecker - Paid

Once the NFL schedule is released, we can pick out a day to start our Rookie Draft. The Draft is set up without a pick timer, so we may want to make the start date kind of early.

So far I am inclined to let it start on July 28th as shown at the league page.

It is under the header League. From League menu, go to league rules and click on league settings. It is under the blind bidding waivers setup.

Technically yes. But dont bother....too much work for $2 - I will just put it into this years money. So you are - $2 for the year.

New site is up! Site fee is $90, which changes your entry fee by + $2.00. Total is now $57.00 per franchise.

And then there was one.....

Still looking for: mmmm....Beer (Team Sweatermeats) Taco Breath (Conrads Biitches) CBFalcon (Die Nasty El Padrino)

Lets Go!

That brings us to half the league committed so far! I am sure everyone else will make their way here soon.... Someone smart could @ the peeps. ( Kat Fancy, Team Brumble, & Infidels are committed as the 3 here) edit...my maths off! I short of half the league as I counted myself twice

I just need to pay for the new year. I tend not to do that until we have everyone locked into playing.

Another year in the books! Thank you all for not giving me too much grief!!! Congratulations to The Neckbeards, our 2023 Champion! You may pick up your Die Nasty 2023 Champions Ring at your local Wal Mart by the front door in one of the gumball type machines. Keep feeding quarters until you get your ring!!! Position and monies are to follow. Please double check me! (reverse the order for the 2024 draft) 1st Place: The Neckbeards 1st place $200.00, Division Winner $25.00, Weekly Player High Score (3 x $5.00) $15.00, Weekly Team High Score (5 x $10.00) $50.00 - Total Payout $290.000 / Paid $290.00 2nd Place: Conrad's Bitches Rollover of $5.00 from last year, 2nd Place $100.00, Weekly Player High Score (3 x $5.00) $15.00, Weekly Team High Score (2 x $10.00) $20.00 - Total Payout $140.00 / Paid $140.00 3rd Place: 4077 3rd Place $30.00, Division Winner $25.00, Weekly Player High Score (2 x $5.00) $10.00, Weekly Team High Score (1 x $10.00) $10.00 - Total Payout $75.00 - Rollover $55.00 - Paid $20.00 4th Place: The Mighty Sweatermeats Weekly Player High Score (1 x $5.00) $5.00, Weekly Team High Score (2 x $10.00) $20.00 - Total Payout $25.00 - Rollover $25.00 5th Place: The Infidels Division Winner $25.00, Weekly Team High Score (1x $10.00) $10.00 - Total Payout $35.00 - Paid 6th Place: Professor Stats Weekly Team High Score (1 x $10.00) $10.00 - Total Payout $10.00 7th Place: Ski Colts Weekly Player High Score (2 x $5.00) $10.00 - Total Payout $10.00 8th Place: Kat Fancy Weekly Player High Score (1 x $5.00) $5.00, Weekly Team High Score (2 x $10.00) $20.00 - Total Payout $25.00 - Paid 9th Place: Peaces Attaboy!!! 10th Place: Die Nasty El Padrino Weekly Player High Score (1 x $5.00) $5.00 - Total Payout $5.00 11th Place: Team Bumble Weekly Player High Score (1 x $5.00) $5.00 - Total Payout $5.00 12th Place: Dream Wrecker Attagirl!!! Post here if you agree with my accounting and what you want done with the monies. Paypal is the normal. Sux and Infidels dont get money. Will factor it into our local league. Peaces and Dream Wreckers dont get money. You do get a hearty best of luck next year from me though!!!

Your commissioner is a slacker!!!! I will look into this .... Trades now available!

Need more Robert!

Another regular season in the books! The Participation Ribbon Ceremony will be at a Cracker Barrell, time and location TBD. Congratulations to the teams making the playoff!!! I Have the following teams qualifying for the playoffs: Division Winners: 4077, The Neckbeards, & The Infidels Wild Cards: Conrad's Bitches (record), The Mighty Sweatermeats (record), & Professor Stats (highest points of non qualifying teams) Playoff Seeding: 1. The Neckbeards (bestest record 11-3) 2. Conrad's Bitches (tied record 10-4, 1st highest points) 3. 4077 (tied record 10-4, 2nd highest points) 4. The Infidels (tied record 10-4, 3rd highest points) 5. The Mighty Sweatermeats (Record of 8-6) 6. Professor Stats (7-7) Round 1 of the Playoffs Neckbeards and Conrad's Bitches both earned 1st round BYES 4077(3) vs Professor Stats(6) The Infidels (4) vs The Mighty Sweatermeats(5) Round 2 of the Playoffs Neckbeards VS lowest advancing seed (TBD) Conrad's Bitches VS highest advancing seed (TBD) The two losing teams from round 1 will play for 5th & 6th place and are finished in the playoffs. Championship Weekend: Two winners from round 2 will play for the championship Two losing teams from round 2 will play for 3rd & 4th place and are finished in the playoffs.

Paid in full! Congrats again!!!!

Paid 4077 Paid Conrads Bitches

Player High Score $5 Team High Score $10 Week 1: Tyreek Hill 44.50 points - Conrad's Bitches Kat Fancy - 149.25 points Week 2: Kirk Cousins 35.01 points - Kat Fancy The Infidels - 175.53 points Week 3: Keenan Allen 47.20 points - Conrad's Bitches Kat Fancy - 175.01points Week 4: Christian McCaffery 48.70 points - The Mighty Sweatermeats The Mighty Sweatermeats - 224.16 points (JFC!) Week 5: Ja'Marr Chase 52.20 points - The Neckbeards The Neckbeards - 164.43 points Week 6: Raheem Mostert 34.20 points - 4077 Conrad's Bitches - 170.40 points Week 7: Patrick Mahomes 39.89 points - Conrad's Bitches The Mighty Sweatermeats - 206.03 points Week 8: Ceedee Lamb 41 points - The Neckbeards The Neckbeards - 199.78 points Week 9: The Aberration Week CJ Stroud 48.51 points - Team Bumble ( hahaha suck it bitches!) Professor Stats - 129.79 points (crazy low score to be highest) Week 10 Dak Prescott 44.03 points - Ski Colts The Neckbeards - 178.76 points Week 11 Calvin Ridley 31.10 points - Ski Colts Conrad's Bitches - 166.74 points Week 12 Josh Allen 42.29 points - 4077 4077 - 164.59 points Week 13 Deebo Samuel 35.80 - Die Nasty El Padrino The Neckbeards - 160.89 points Week 14 Lamar Jackson 36.43 points - The Neckbeards The Neckbeards - 161.73 points Teams I didn't get to mention in this post but feel compassion to do so: Peaces Dream Wreckers

Congratulations to Neckbeards, the 2023 Die Nasty Champions!!! Well done