Chuck Norris

Mungwater beats out Merkin in the "what the fock is that" category. Like TBoy, I've always been partial to The Card Says Moops. Even named one of my fatnasty teams TCSM.

In 1957, I drank a keg of Guinness on a bet. The next morning I urinated into a Nagadoches horse trough and Shiner Bock was created.

Yeah, I figured everyone would get a kick out of something kpbuckeye finds funny.

Fox News Search Engine <search for Mark Foley> Did you mean gay democrat Mark Foley?

On the bright side, the Yankees now have $3 million in cap room.

Quality.

Damn. That's a record.

I know that the Yankees playoff hopes crashed and burned, but damn.

Steinbrenner changed his mind and decided Lidle really isn't dead and will be with the Yankees at least one more season.

The QBs seem to be pretty good (outside of Marino). Aikman, Young, and Phil Simms are tolerable. I really like Herbstreit doing college games.

Like reinforced plating on Hummers........wait a minute, that comes down to a matter of physics.

Can never have too much gossip.

Toro is a racist.

It works fine for me on Sundays.

Jeebus, that was stupid.