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I was the poor bastard that had the same girlfriend all four years of college and we always went on spring break together, typically cruises or something, never anything crazy like Cancun, South Padre, Panana Beach, etc. (We were too jealous to be around sex crazed drunks without inhibitions or consequences). I always enjoyed my friends' stories about sexual escapades, drunken buffoonery, etc. What's the craziest sh!t that happened to you on spring break?
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FVCK IT! Forget the focking story. This timing out sh!t is killing me. It's more annoying than those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your asshair.
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Planning a bachelor party for my brother in Boston/New England. What's the best bachelor party you've ever been to? What's the best thing you ever did? Worst? Thanks
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29306134/ A gas tax based on mileage . . . could this not have the effect of reversing a half decade of urban sprawl? Would you exempt national freight trucking companies, or would you just let them pass that cost on to the consumer and maybe I can pay 3.25 for a 12 oz Coke? Think outside the box, inside the box, around the box, but please don't forget to think! In a related story, Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick (Obama-lite) imposes 19 cent per gallon gas tax . . . thanks douche bag. Would you being doing this if gas were 4.29/gallon? No! Will you repeal it when gas is 4.29/gallon? No! Massachusetts is also attempting to collect sales tax revenue in NEW HAMPSHIRE! What balls on this guy! By the way, thanks for the proposed SUV registration tax. The state of "freedom of personal choice" is sending the message that not all personal freedoms are equal. tax and spend democrats
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And did you notice at 8:59 that three of the largest pieces of that debt piece were for social security, medicare and medicaid? Nearly half of fed debt? Thanks FDR and social welfare policies.
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it's a tip . . . 1977 Community Reinvestment Act; Carter, Clinton, Frank, Dodd, ACORN . . . HTH
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This is a really good song sung by hank Williams jr. Sunday morning coming down is a great song and, coincidentally, is good to listen to on a Sunday morning drive as sung by johnny cash, but Steve earle does a good cover. A good cover of a JC song? I still miss someone by Robert earl keen.
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Official Geek Club iPhone application Petition
tony hardware replied to tony hardware's topic in The Geek Club
That's so 2006 -
Official Geek Club iPhone application Petition
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The outpouring of support for this grassroots campaign is encouraging. -
Because people actually respond to my topics. My three latest have 24 replies/238 views; 19 replies/204 views; and 18/89 views compared to his 5 replies; 31 views and one of those 5 was me, so that doesn't count. There's no comparison people. Topics about poop and boobies get views!
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His lingerie store is going under. (Probably because lingerie doesn't make sense. Who wants women to PUT ON clothes to look sexy for sex. Lingerie is worn for about 10 seconds or as long as it take the man to figure out the straps.) If a small business is going to survive today in the world of Home Depots, Walmarts and Targets, you need a gimic or novelty that sets you apart. Maybe instead of lingerie, you sell designer bathing suits, you can still see naked chicks and women love designer sh!t, but your inventory costs would skyrocket (and who needs a bathing suit in Colorado). Maybe you should open a video game bar for the area losers, set up a bunch of tv's with video game systems and serve all energy drinks with a bar set-up and host local tournaments. Have a back room for card games like "magic" or whatever the current loser fad is. Use the remainder of your lingerie to decorate the place. Knowing you, you'll want lots of little girls around. You need to open some kind of hang-out joint for teenage girls. I would suggest a trendy coffeehouse, but you don't seem like the type. What about a cafe with couches and beanbag chairs and stuff with a bunch of tvs and just show girly shows all day. Host events during the week to get girls to come out and watch Grey's Anatomy or something. Girls like doing stuff with other girls. Have a happy hour where you just show those girl gossip shows and serve non-fat latte's at half price. Use the remainder of your lingerie to decorate the place. I can come up with some good sh!t to keep your doors open. Whats Broomfield like? What does the area need?
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I lease an '08 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Since Chrysler is in rough shape, can I go into my Jeep dealership and offer to buyout the remainder of the lease and the remaining value in the car if they cut me a deal by discounting a few thousand? I'm sure they don't want to be stuck with the inventory when the lease is up in 2010 and I'm sure they could use the liquidity now . . .
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Has anyone had an inground pool installed? What is the average cost? Are there alternatives to inground concrete, e.g. fiberglass? (not above ground). What about maintenance costs?
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***OFFICIAL*** World Series 2008 Game 1 Thread!
tony hardware replied to Mephisto's topic in The Geek Club
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The bewitching hour . . . October 17, 2003, 12:16 AM Aaron Boone famously deposits one in left field bleachers to end game seven and send the Red Sox home from the ALCS. (And I leave the bar without getting any). October 17, 2008, 12:16 AM JD Drew deposits one over the head of Gabe Gross in right field at Fenway extending the series to 3-2. (And I got to bed without getting any). Coincidence? I think not! 12:16 AM on October 17, 2008, beware! The ghosts of baseball past return to the present hallowed grounds, affect the outcome of a major series and then scare away all the women so the men folk don't get any. 3-1 New York led the ALCS in 2004. Sox win WS. 3-1 Cleveland led the ALCS in 2007. Sox win WS. 3-1 Rays led the ALCS in 2008. It's now 3-2 . . . see a pattern? Beware Tampa . . . the ghosts of Fenway past are haunting their next victim and you're not getting any! PS - Tampa sucks worse than the Yankees, you can't even fill a stadium.
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Agreed, he's finally shown up prepared for a debate. Too bad that no matter what he says, every mainstream media poll will claim Obama won. [insert conspiracy theory here]
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I only created that myspace page so I could join the FFToday myspace page, and that was fun for about two minutes. I know this will come as a shock to you, but my real name is not Tony Hardware. The real me has 181 facebook friends, including Sarah Palin. That makes me pretty cool in some circles. So, don't be offended if you don't get a response, you're just trying to befriend my alter ego.
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His face does look a bit . . . sculpted from silly putty.
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Obama directly addressing ACORN and Bill Ayers. Fact check please.
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"she told me she was 24" and deny everything.
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mccain's throwing some punches . . . obama dodging blows . . . man, that's a pretty tie. the stripes are so diagonal.
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That was a good shot; if McCain were in Missouri, Obama would have him arrested.
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now he's warmed up . . . sounds good.
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this is an open hand slap fight