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OSI UMENYIORA POOPS ON GIRLS? DISCLAIMER: This is an ugly, unfounded Internet rumor, but it's so amazingly over-the-top that even if it's not true, we can all still enjoy its entertainment value. So, caveats aside, HEAR YE, HEAR YE: Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora likes Cleveland Steamers! Claudi, an alleged "magazine model" allegedly claims she allegedly took money to allegedly get scatty with Umenyiora (link NSFW due to perky freckled rack). Allegedly. [Osi and I] hooked up and he had an unusual request. He wanted to pee on me. I thought it was weird but I did so because he said he it would really turn him on and he would see me again if I did. After I did so in his bathroom he handled his business and asked me how I liked it. I said, "I don't know how I feel about it. It was kind of crazy." ... Then I spent some time with him nearby while a music video was being shot at his house!! He wanted me to have sex with him and one of his brothers at the same time. He also wanted me to try it with another one of his teammates that was staying there ... I did invite a friend to join us ... and he wanted to DEFECATE on her in his bathtub. My GOSH she let him do it but I wanted no part. I'm a freak, but my gosh. The next time I was with him he offered me 3 grand if I let him defecate on me and I said no. He told me to leave and so I did. The next time he asked and I did and I accepted the 3 grand. And it became a regular thing. Claudi seems like a nice girl, if a bit pricey. And hard to get, too. "Can I crap on you?" Gross! No! "I'll give you $3000." No. "Pleeaaase?" Welllll... okay. He probably could have saved the cash and just distracted her with something shiny. http://www.withleather.com/

https://www.rtsports.com/football/gamecast.php?LID=232220&UID=fantasyfootball&X=18497&TM1=5925006&FWK=7

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Just can't let this one go. The NRA has been blocking the collection of gun violence statistics by the Centers for Disease Control. A normal person would ask why the CDC is collecting such statistics. The reason is that they are making a back door attempt to get gun violence classified as a health issue like substances that cause cancer or diabetes. Then they think they can institute some type of regulations on guns because they are a health issue. Also, the fbi keeps very detailed gun violence statistics.

A team has 4 downs on offense to get a first down. If an offense feels like punting it on 4th down instead of trying of trying for ten yards, they can do that.

It used to happen every year: http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/12/09/college-all-star-football-classic-jackie-slater-joe-greene

Does anyone think Roddy White will land somewhere AND have value? He supposedly only wants to play for a contender. Does he have anything left?

I knew I wasn't crazy: "...everyone on Twitter kept coming back to Woo Guy, the game’s real MVP (most vexatious person) for his ever-present soundtrack on CBS’ broadcast." https://www.yahoo.com/news/real-loser-super-bowl-50-134031173.html

My wife heard it too. It was as if someone was too close to the broadcast booth and wouldn't shut up. I honestly thought the nfl or cbs would send someone to find the annoying bastard. Then again, maybe it was just crappy comcast.

Did anyone else hear some clown going "whooooooooooooooooh" throughout the entire broadcast? I heard it the entire game. I can't be the only one to notice it.

Interesting weather related tidbit about the stadium: EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. -- When the Minnesota Vikings prepared to move into TCF Bank Stadium for two years, they did a temperature study of the stadium that led them to switch from the south sideline -- where the University of Minnesota football team sets up at the stadium -- to the north sideline. Because of the shadows created by the press box and the suites on the south side of the stadium, the Vikings figured the north sideline would be sunnier, and therefore warmer, during cold-weather games late in the season. What they didn't know is exactly how big a difference it would make.......and found there was a 20-degree difference between the north and south sidelines, coach Mike Zimmer said. http://espn.go.com/blog/minnesota-vikings/post/_/id/11392/vikings-found-20-degree-difference-in-sideline-temperatures-vs-panthers

Do it and laugh while you are doing it. Laugh as his waiver pickup does nothing for him and continue to laugh after you have won.

Jordan Matthews keeps it going.

"Another interpretation, which is only being raised because the site we use does it this way, but it was never written in the by-laws, is that B has the best win percentage in head to head among the three teams because he is 2-1, while A is 2-2, and C is 1-2." I don't like this method because the three teams did not play each other an equal amount of times.

Yes. Detroit. Really coming on now and a good matchup against almost any team. Their schedule is fairly favorable too.

Just can't do it anymore. I quit. I have both C.J. and Ronnie and even when I pick the correct player, I still get next to nothing. Maybe one of them (or both) will be successful against the bears weak run d, but I am not starting one of them. Go Osweiller!

What happened to him? Did he get hurt?

Latimer is far from a sure thing, but he has spent a lot of time with Osweiller: Demaryius Thomas led all receivers with eight targets from Osweiler……..Behind Thomas, tight end Vernon Davis and receiver Cody Latimer tied for the second-most targets (four each). http://www.milehighreport.com/2015/11/17/9746254/brock-osweiler-fantasy-add-broncos-qb-and-other-fantasy-targets-for Osweiler’s worked with Green and Cody Latimer so much in training camp, their chemistry is easy to see. As is the youngster’s comfortability with running the offense and being the leader when he’s on the field. http://bsndenver.com/brock-osweiler-making-most-of-make-or-break-preseason/ http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/0ap3000000379303/Pre-Wk-2-Can-t-Miss-Play-Welcome-to-Denver-Latimer

Latimer is his guy.

Look for Cody Latimer to gain some relevance with Osweiller in there.

Looking at the remaining schedule (@Minn, Chi, @Det, Dal, @Oak, @Ari, Minn), I don't see any gimmes in there. Even their home game with Chicago could be tough.

Just wait until there are sponsors' names on the jerseys. It will happen. It's a source of income that they are currently not tapping, but they will.

Next 3 games: Bye @Sea Ari

Yes, really stupid trade offers are annoying and even insulting. But a guy like that is worth keeping around for the entertainment value. I'll guarantee that when you get one of those ridiculous offers you immediately contact a couple other guys in the league to tell them the pile of garbage you were offered for one of your studs. It's fun commiserating about how oblivious the guy is. Keep him around. He's worth his weight in gold.

Adams is being misjudged. Game 1: 8 targets and 59 yds. Both most on team. Game 2: 5 receptions on 5 targets. 2nd in targets and yards. Hurt his ankle. Game 3: Targeted twice on the Packers' first drive but reinjured ankle on the second target. Game 4: Out with ankle injury. He is only a bust if you can be a bust that is caused by injury. The targets were there. He should be a buy low candidate, presuming that this ankle injury isn't the dreaded high sprain which never goes away.