Jello Biafra

The first one.

They have a seperate board for this, you moron.

This is all bullsh1t. Best could play, and years ago he would. This is just the NFL preventing more lawsuits, and doctor's not wanting to sign off on the guy because they nare being leaned on by the league.

You started drinking early, would be my only guess as to why you're not worried.

Nah, I named myself Jello. I come out of the woodwork as myself here and there, but most people don't believe that I'm me. Visit my website if you ever have the chance, and good luck to you this season. Been a pleasure chatting with you, and I really hope you aren't a real megalomaniac. I suffered for years because I was just that, and harmed my career somewhat. And remember...there's always room for Jello!

Actually, I was a megalomaniac. That is what attracted me to your post and made me want to vomit at the sight of it spelled wrong. The handle, as you call it, is my legal name. I've also been known as Osama McDonald among other names. My real name, well, you'd have to look that up. And if you do, just don't trust wikipedia to give you any real truth. Then again, you seem to think I'm someone you know, but in fact I'm not. Either way, just having some fun, one megalomaniac to another.

I would think that you would want me to leave you alone because you feel foolish that it took you all this time to realize that you spelled your name wrong. And I'm very happy that your day is going by faster. JTTH is what I'm all about. Also I am an American, of mild fame. I ran for mayor once, but didn't do that well.

I'll make you a deal. Just admit you spelled your name wrong, and I'll leave you alone. I think that's pretty fair.

We finally agree on something.

I wonder if you'll just admit that you spelled your user name wrong. Of course you won't because that would be an admission of stupidity, so you'll go with the "it sounded better" routine, which fools no-one, btw. And seriously, I am not Burt, but if it makes you happy to believe I am, by all means keep it up. Did Burt make you look like an idiot as well? If he did, hats off to Burt. Cordially, Jello

You certainly can't.

Jello is my name, and I don't need any medication. Speaking of names, why TD Ryan2? Was there already a TD Ryan? Was there a TD Ryan1? How about TD Ryan3? Is he around? I'm also interested in knowing how you know about this medication you speak of? Are you on something, son? It's never too late to get help.

I do not know Rusty. If there is any way I can prove to you I am not this Burt guy, I'm open to suggestions.

Oh boy... it's neither meglo nor megla. It's megalomaniac. You spelled it, how most people pronounce it. Therefore, you aren't very bright.

Seriously. I am not Burt. I am Jello.

My apologies. Now. How about you answer the question. Why is your user name spelled incorrectly?

Where did I say anything that would make you call me an internet tough guy? Excuse me if I think it is a bit lame to "rolleyes" at someone's member number, especially when the guy spelled his user name wrong. I'm no tough guy, internet or otherwise, and my name is not Burt.

Don't know who zmans is, but your avoidance of the question is interesting. All you've proven is that you're a homophobe that can't spell his own user name. Congrats, moron.

Man. Wow. You are so cool! The question is, why did you spell megalomaniac wrong? You sure that's your member number and not your IQ?

Team needs some help. Has no 1st rounder. Check out the league: http://www.myfantasyleague.com/2009/home/48525 Please PM if interested or reply here. Roster: Player Manning, Eli NYG QB (P) McNabb, Donovan PHI QB Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB Jones, Greg JAC RB McClain, Le'Ron BAL RB McGahee, Willis BAL RB Westbrook, Brian PHI RB (O) Williams, Carnell TBB RB (Q) Barden, Ramses NYG WR ® Britt, Kenny TEN WR ® (P) Davis, Rashied CHI WR Driver, Donald GBP WR Heyward-Bey, Darrius OAK WR ® (D) Holmes, Santonio PIT WR Owens, Terrell BUF WR Smith, Steve CAR WR Stuckey, Chansi CLE WR Clark, Dallas IND TE Clark, Desmond CHI TE Davis, Fred WAS TE Ingram, Cornelius PHI TE ® (I) - Brown, Josh STL PK 73.44 Crosby, Mason GBP PK Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def 25 Total Players

We have an owner that can't stay in the league, and are looking for a replacement. Cost is $50 + $6 MFL fees. Draft is May 2 at midnight. Team has pick 1.04 and has made no trades. Since we are so close to the draft, paypal is a must. Here's a link to the league: http://www.myfantasyleague.com/2009/home/48525 Post here if interested or email jjp7143@gmail.com. League is PPR, but please look over the rules before committing.

League will be on MFL, buy in is $50-$75 (as soon as we fill we will vote on the buy in), PPR, 12 teams, start 1QB, 2-3 RB, 3-4 WR, 1-2 TE, 1K, 1D. Please email me if interested and I'll send an invite. The league is set up already with scoring and bylaws, but each owner will be encouraged to read them over and we can vote on any changes we'd like. Any questions, please ask. Active owners please! Any questions, please post here or email jjp7143@gmail.com

League is now set at $50 + $6 MFL fees. 5 spots left.

I love your team Your WRs should all have big years and Portis and LJ are a great combo. Love Cutler too. Here's mine http://www.bgeast.com/catalog.php?line=PB

I have the 6th pick as well in a redraft and thinking Gore might be the pick there. Portis is another possibility, as he also is one of the rare non-RBBC guys. No way would I take Barber that high, but that's just me. The problem I'm seeing from the mocks I've done from the 6 hole, is what to do in rounds 2-5. The best results I've gotten have been RB-WR-RB-WR then Witten or Winslow. The 5th round has not shown any value either at RB or WR.