Senator Tankerbell

I am so upset at taking a Cleveland Brown as my 2nd RB in the draft. Luckily, I have Chester the Molester to move right in to the 2 spot, but I still have a flex WR/RB spot to fill. It's either Evans or Droughns. Maybe I'll leave the spot empty... Who would you guys go with? I also have Barber III and Welker.

Not only is he going to come in and steal touchdowns from Willie Parker. I heard he also plans to crap on the beds of FWP and all his fantasy owners this season. I'm getting an extra lock on my door.

I am debating whether to start DJax or bench him in favor of my least favorite fantasty player of all time, Drew Bennett. Does anyone know his status. Bennett is an ass-clown, but Jackson might not play enough. Right now, I'm leaning towards Drew. Any suggestions or Bennett rips are welcome...

That's nothing dude, check out my team... P Manning S Alexander LJ LT S Smith C Johnson T Holt J Shockey L Tynes Chicago I know my kicker sucks, but everyone took kickers for 9 rounds straight. I hope it doesn't blow my chances. Like you, I play in a league with 11 year old retarded girls, who are either blind or deaf, sometimes both. It's a 12 League Team 1 ppr and the entry fee is $50, payable in cash, check, or candy.

Congratulations. You just jinxed yourself and now you're going to lose those matchups anyway.

Guys, I have a similar dilemma. I'm trying to decide who to start this week between Larry Johnson and Dominick Davis. I know Davis is hurt, but Johnson is still relatively unproven. Any advice would really help. Oh, and to give my advice on the Jacobs/Jordan question... maybe you should leave that roster spot blank. Imagine how confused your opponent will be. You'll totally get in his head. Think about it, it's a little avante garde.

I have Lee Evans and Drew Bennett going this week with Jackson on the bench. I just don't know how much time he'll spend on the field, let alone what his production will be. If he plays well, he'll be a starter in week 2 without reservation. My WRs are fairly weak as it's a 14 team league and I drafted three RBs and then took Jackson in the 4th round. What do you guys think of my strategy?

This is the first year I'm playing in a league with return yards (1 pt for 50 yards as opposed to 1 pt for 10 yards rushing and receiving). We also are using defensive players. Anyone have advice on players whose value might make them worthwhile based on returns?