Gratefulegg1973

My apologies to Hill owners and Saints fans. I started him this week (over LaDoucha), and naturally he's been carted off. My bad. FU to my dynamic duo WRs of Lamb and Cupp. Thanks for the combined 9 points you two f'n scrubs. Cost me a playoff spot unless i win big next week. Hard to give FUs to Barkely and Henry, but both of them are deserving this week. Almost a must win game for me, and my team puts out their lowest point total of the year. F off

Never enough 1yd TDs for the glory hog Jalen Hurts. Can't do sh!t up and down the field, but he'll suck up all of Barkley's TDs. FU FU Cooper Kupp. Hey buddy, I can run 3 yd routes. How about doing something of note? loser

FU Zack Charbonett. So sick of this scrub TD vulture. Hope you get hit by a bus. And FU Aaron Jones. Due to his fumblitis this bum doesn't see a snap in the 2nd half against me. Naturally they bring him in, just to catch a TD at the end of the game. lol. FU Houston. Up 20pts with 5 minutes left, and still peppering Nico with targets.

Are DK Metcalf and Kenneth Walker even playing today?

F the following guys going off on my benches: Daniels Robinson Jr Adams F the following guys starting ahead of them doing absolutely nothing: Burrow Walker Metcalf

I'm your huckleberry

Instead of turkey, go eat a knob Ceedee. Thanks for costing me hundreds

FU CeeDee Lamb. Catch the f'n ball you idiot. A 6 year old would come down with the balls you dropped today

Despite leading my league in total points, i find myself (as usual), in last place and essentially needing to win out to make the playoffs. FU Jonnu Smith. My opponents picks you up, and you respond by having 5-50 and a TD in the 1st qtr against me. Unreal. A season long FU to Sam LaPortaPotty. Has there ever been a case of a #1 ranked guy at his position in drafts, barring injury, that's now literally unstartable? I can't remember any. So again, FU Sam. FU Jayden Daniels. Remember when this RG3 wannabe was a thing? FU Hunter Henry. Forced to start this clown. Gotta get Austin f'n Hooper his targets huh NE? F off

I missed his TD. He's no longer on the list!

Have Daniels and Lamb in a must win game. So the biggest FU ever to the idiot Washington kicker that can't make a simple extra point to send it to OT. Hopefully they cut your ass before you even got to the locker room you loser. FU Kenneth Walker. Nice 2.9 ypc you douche And FU Cortland Sutton. First time I start you all year and you lay an egg

Thanks to Chris Boswell I won my games, but; FU Pat Friermuth. Nice effort today you overrated scrub. And yet another FU to DeVonta Smith. It really sucks I have to start this turd

Never too early for some FUs FU Joe Burrow. I have him and Daniels, and as Christ as my witness, I've started the wrong one every single f'n week. Burrow throws 5 TDs twice this year, on my bench. I will be sure to let everyone know who I'm starting prior to next week FU Derrick Henry. I know you typically take the 1st half off. But 22 yards? FU Chase 'let's have a career day since I'm playing Grateful in two leagues' Brown.

FU DeAndre Swift. NE must have picked up a new defense this week, cause literally everyone has ran on them this year.

FU Devonta Smith. 1 for 9? lol. This guy sucks. FU Brian Thomas Jr. Is he even playing? And as predicted, another weekly FU to Scam LaPorta. I think he can be safely dropped in all leagues

FU to myself for choosing wrong between Burrow and Daniels every damn week. FU to the vag's B Robinson and Metcalf for taking the day off.

FU Jalen Hurts. Steal some more TDs from Barkley you overrated loser

I wish someone could explain to me why the fock Derrick Henry only has 8 carries through 3 quarters. FU Joe Burrow. You had like 200 yards in the 1st qtr. 30 more in last 2? FU Saquan Barkley. Need a little more than 50 yards and 1 grab buddy.

Well it's obvious McVie and Puca are having an affair, and Kupp slept with Staffords wife

Playing against JJ and Williams. I started Kupp. Awesome start to the week.

Oh ya, I was down about 15 with my Henry against Godwin. So, somewhat of a chance. Here it is at halftime. Henry for some ungodly reason has 4 carries in the entire half. Evans goes out, so Godwin will get all the targets. And if that wasn't enough, the Ravens best CB gets hurt. lol. Goodnight

Why the fock does Derrick Henry have 4 carries in the 1st half?

Honestly thought this lineup would be unbeatable this week: Daniels Barkley Henry Adams D. Smith LaPorta Jets lol. Bunch of f'n losers. F all of them except Barkley

F'n great. Cupp and Cmac have been nursing their ouchies all year. Now let's add Metcalf and Daniels to 'Team Infirmary' . I hate fantasy football. off

I sure wish I knew, cause this loser is costing me about $10,000 on Draft Kings. Scrubs like Tim Patrick and Kalif Raymond have to get their catches though.