Gratefulegg1973

FU CeeDee Lamb. Catch the f'n ball you idiot. A 6 year old would come down with the balls you dropped today

Despite leading my league in total points, i find myself (as usual), in last place and essentially needing to win out to make the playoffs. FU Jonnu Smith. My opponents picks you up, and you respond by having 5-50 and a TD in the 1st qtr against me. Unreal. A season long FU to Sam LaPortaPotty. Has there ever been a case of a #1 ranked guy at his position in drafts, barring injury, that's now literally unstartable? I can't remember any. So again, FU Sam. FU Jayden Daniels. Remember when this RG3 wannabe was a thing? FU Hunter Henry. Forced to start this clown. Gotta get Austin f'n Hooper his targets huh NE? F off

I missed his TD. He's no longer on the list!

Have Daniels and Lamb in a must win game. So the biggest FU ever to the idiot Washington kicker that can't make a simple extra point to send it to OT. Hopefully they cut your ass before you even got to the locker room you loser. FU Kenneth Walker. Nice 2.9 ypc you douche And FU Cortland Sutton. First time I start you all year and you lay an egg

Thanks to Chris Boswell I won my games, but; FU Pat Friermuth. Nice effort today you overrated scrub. And yet another FU to DeVonta Smith. It really sucks I have to start this turd

Never too early for some FUs FU Joe Burrow. I have him and Daniels, and as Christ as my witness, I've started the wrong one every single f'n week. Burrow throws 5 TDs twice this year, on my bench. I will be sure to let everyone know who I'm starting prior to next week FU Derrick Henry. I know you typically take the 1st half off. But 22 yards? FU Chase 'let's have a career day since I'm playing Grateful in two leagues' Brown.

FU DeAndre Swift. NE must have picked up a new defense this week, cause literally everyone has ran on them this year.

FU Devonta Smith. 1 for 9? lol. This guy sucks. FU Brian Thomas Jr. Is he even playing? And as predicted, another weekly FU to Scam LaPorta. I think he can be safely dropped in all leagues

FU to myself for choosing wrong between Burrow and Daniels every damn week. FU to the vag's B Robinson and Metcalf for taking the day off.

FU Jalen Hurts. Steal some more TDs from Barkley you overrated loser

I wish someone could explain to me why the fock Derrick Henry only has 8 carries through 3 quarters. FU Joe Burrow. You had like 200 yards in the 1st qtr. 30 more in last 2? FU Saquan Barkley. Need a little more than 50 yards and 1 grab buddy.

Well it's obvious McVie and Puca are having an affair, and Kupp slept with Staffords wife

Playing against JJ and Williams. I started Kupp. Awesome start to the week.

Oh ya, I was down about 15 with my Henry against Godwin. So, somewhat of a chance. Here it is at halftime. Henry for some ungodly reason has 4 carries in the entire half. Evans goes out, so Godwin will get all the targets. And if that wasn't enough, the Ravens best CB gets hurt. lol. Goodnight

Why the fock does Derrick Henry have 4 carries in the 1st half?

Honestly thought this lineup would be unbeatable this week: Daniels Barkley Henry Adams D. Smith LaPorta Jets lol. Bunch of f'n losers. F all of them except Barkley

F'n great. Cupp and Cmac have been nursing their ouchies all year. Now let's add Metcalf and Daniels to 'Team Infirmary' . I hate fantasy football. off

I sure wish I knew, cause this loser is costing me about $10,000 on Draft Kings. Scrubs like Tim Patrick and Kalif Raymond have to get their catches though.

FU Scam LaPorta. #1 TE drafted. Perfectly healthy. No longer startable. No idea what happened to this scrub but he'll never be seen in my lineup again. FU Devonta Smith. Apparently he missed the bus to the game? Zero targets? F off And FU Cooper Kupp and McCaffrey. You two puzzies should be ashamed of yourselves.

Nowadays players miss a month for a hangnail. I play in an old timers baseball league, and have played all year with a torn MCL. These divas are pussies

Welp, first one of the year, but FU Jayden Daniels. 2 f'n points? My God

FU to Chicago's coaching staff. Swift gets you all the way down the field, and scores a TD. It gets called back on a penalty. Swift then scores another apparent TD, but they mark it at the 1 inch line. Naturally these douche canoe's bring in Roschon Johnson to score the TD. Fock you. FU Diontae Johnson. I have as many targets in that game as you do. F myself for keeping DK over Nico in my keeper league this year. Not that DK has been bad, but still. Oh, and F Brian Thomas Jr. Edit: I love Brian Thomas Jr!!

Due to McBride, Njoku, and every other player on my rosters being hurt, I was forced to start Mike Gesicki. How is it even humanely possible for a TE to have 1 catch for MINUS 9 yards??? Nice game you f'n stooge. A belated FU to Devin Singletary. Congrats on being the first guy not to be able to run against Dallas.

After 3 solid weeks for Singletary, they now implement a 3 man committee. Gaybol must have found out I started Singletary

Was up around 15 with Burrow going against Chase and Moss. Somehow I'm now losing. Cool