Gratefulegg1973

FU Scam LaPorta. #1 TE drafted. Perfectly healthy. No longer startable. No idea what happened to this scrub but he'll never be seen in my lineup again. FU Devonta Smith. Apparently he missed the bus to the game? Zero targets? F off And FU Cooper Kupp and McCaffrey. You two puzzies should be ashamed of yourselves.

Nowadays players miss a month for a hangnail. I play in an old timers baseball league, and have played all year with a torn MCL. These divas are pussies

Welp, first one of the year, but FU Jayden Daniels. 2 f'n points? My God

FU to Chicago's coaching staff. Swift gets you all the way down the field, and scores a TD. It gets called back on a penalty. Swift then scores another apparent TD, but they mark it at the 1 inch line. Naturally these douche canoe's bring in Roschon Johnson to score the TD. Fock you. FU Diontae Johnson. I have as many targets in that game as you do. F myself for keeping DK over Nico in my keeper league this year. Not that DK has been bad, but still. Oh, and F Brian Thomas Jr. Edit: I love Brian Thomas Jr!!

Due to McBride, Njoku, and every other player on my rosters being hurt, I was forced to start Mike Gesicki. How is it even humanely possible for a TE to have 1 catch for MINUS 9 yards??? Nice game you f'n stooge. A belated FU to Devin Singletary. Congrats on being the first guy not to be able to run against Dallas.

After 3 solid weeks for Singletary, they now implement a 3 man committee. Gaybol must have found out I started Singletary

Was up around 15 with Burrow going against Chase and Moss. Somehow I'm now losing. Cool

Cool of D. Smith, LaPusso, and McBride to join the rest of my teams on the 'out' list (Cmac, Kupp, Walker, etc, etc)

What in the flying fock is Barkley doing?

FU Derrick Henry. Total waste of a pick. Retire already buddy, you're cooked. FU Sam LaPorta. Speaking of wasted picks. 1 catch for 7 yards? lol. FU FU Lamar Jackson. I guess the Raiders D is simply too much. FU CMAC (again). Loser almost played last week, and is now on IR. Whatever. F everything Oh, and the biggest FU goes out to my old buddy Alvin Kamara. This scrub hasn't done anything in years, yet has career days against me when I play him. Years ago it was 6 TDs to cost me a championship. Today, what's he up to now, 4, 5?

Didn't draft him, but CMAC in a keeper league. I have a feeling he's going to miss most of the year. And i wasn't able to get Mason Derrick Henry better get his together. Zay Flowers. He is who I thought he was; a 5-42yd WR

FU McCaffrey you puzzy . Gonna cost me a win

FU Kenneth Walker and DK Metcalf. Guess the Denver D is too much for you scrubs? Go blow each other

FU Trey McBride. Thanks for the 5 points.

Barkley hurt I think. Awesome

Great. I'll be starting Daniels over Burrow now.

I don't disagree, but unfortunately I didn't get him either

Every league I've ever been in QBs go way early. This year in a league, 5 QBs went by round 4. Guys were taking backups by round 8. And yes, while everyone will say, and rightfully so, 'how can I get in this league?!!, it's frustrating when you wait and get left with Daniels, Love, etc, cause Dak goes in the 7th round to the guy that already has Mahomes.

Keeper: Lamar, Cmac, Barkley, Metcalf, Aiyuk, Mcbride, Mixon

Honestly, aside from fantasy and my home team, I couldn't care less about the NFL. It's an unwatchable product. Flags on every play, commercials every 2 minutes, QBs I've never heard of, all the political garbage they shove down our throats, etc. It's just a bad product.

1-1 in my championships. But I could/should have won both. All I needed was decent games out of Patrick 'Bust of the Year' Mahomes and Justin 'I should have drafted CMAC' Jefferson. Nope. Add in the awesome 1 sack I got out of Seattle D, at home, against the mighty Steelers offense, and it was lights out for me. So FU Mahomes, JJ, R. White, Evans, and Seattle D. You all sucked.

I'd give Barkley a FU, but at this point I just assume he missed the bus to the game

FU to the NE Patriot offense, and entire organization. What kind of scrub offense has 3 picks, 1 fumble, 1 sack, and 1 pick six in the 1st f'n quarter? Yes, I'm playing against Buffalo D. That's the most embarrassing offensive performance I've ever seen. FU Rachard White. 11 yards? 0 receptions? lol. And FU Dak for having a career day against me last night.

Hey Guru. Two decisions I need to make. PPR w/ big bonuses for long TDs Evans or D. Smith. Evans has been great, but never does anything against Lattimore. D. Henry or Mixon.

No f'n idea what Andy Reid is even thinking about. Just keep trying trick plays you fat idiot