Gratefulegg1973

2-3 leagues for the past 30+ years. I honestly think this was the first year I've had a #1 overall pick. I went; JJ, Chubb, Mahomes, D. Smith, Waller. Somehow I'm still in it. The big mistake I made was Mahomes. I should have waited till all the 'top' QBs were gone, and went with Dak or someone. I'll never take a QB before round 5 again. Never, ever draft Darren Waller. It's a guarantee he'll miss at least half the season.

FU to Derrick Henry and Saquon Barkley. I have to start one of these scrubs. Guarantee whichever one I start will have 14 yards, while the other will go for 100 and 3 TDs.

FU Joe Mixon. Actually, F Cincy's coaching staff. Yet another week with a backup QB and without your top WR, and you still absolutely refuse to hand the ball to Mixon. Glad you got humiliated today.

Didn't see a FU thread yet, so I'll assume everyone here is having a fantastic day. But I have a few guys deserving of some focks. Mahomes. Wasn't terrible, but got outscored by my opponents waiver pick up of Jordan Love. I picked Mahomes in the 3rd round (will never do that again) and he's the 8th ranked QB in my league. You may be saying 'but 8th is THAT bad'. Keep in mind Mahomes has played every game, and remember all the QB injuries this year. Awful. Just awful. Barkley. lol at your 14 yards. Call it a career buddy. You suck. Henry. See above.

Guess Mixon's getting the day off. Wonderful. Jefferson ain't doing much better. Fock me

Granted, we still have a few weeks left. But as crazy as the drafts were this year, I think next year will be even worse. As it stands now, who the hell would even be worthy in the first round? Hill Cmac JJ Chase Lamb Brown Etienne ? ?

Patrick Mahomes is on the verge of being unstartable. Glad I wasted a 3rd rounder on him. Come to think of it, in that league my 1st 5 picks were: Jefferson Chubb Mahomes D. Smith Waller Good times!

Can someone please explain how in the holy hell they're into the 2nd qtr and CMac hasn't touched the ball and Turdy has 0 completions? Yes, I started them both, as well as Aiyuk. lol. Fock off with this

Fock myself for listening to the 'experts' and leaving the following guys on my bench: Metcalf, Collins, Achane. Awesome.

Started Metcalf all year. Rarely did anything. Benched him last night due to 'tough matchup', Geno being hurt, etc. Career day. I'm sure Aiyuk will have one of his patented 2-20 games for me though. Fock fantasy football. Stupid kids game

Fock my 'stud' QBs of Mahomes and Lamar. Not only are they continually outscored by undrafted guys my opponents throw at me (Stroud, Dobbs, etc), but they're getting outscored by guys on the waiver wire. I went to bed a little before halftime, so I can only assume that Baltimore simply took a knee every play then punted on 4th

FU Mahomes. It's to the point I'd be better off streaming scrub QBs off the wire.

Trying to figure out how, in a tie game in the rain, Barkley has touched the ball 9 f'n times. Fock off Rashard White, FU. Knew I shoulda started Jerome Ford instead of you

FU Saquon. The mighty Pats D too much for you? FU Mike Evans. I appreciate the TD and all, but 24 yards?

And naturally Tampa tries a QB sneak (instead of giving the ball to White). Baker gets stuffed, and is now injured

Fu Mike Evans. I swear to Christ he's been tackled at the 1 yard line at least 5 times this year

F Miami's four-eyed geek coach. So much for Mosterts 'huge workload' today huh? Touched it once in the 1st qtr. Gotta get Jeff Wilson his touches I guess. And a season long FU to Justin Jefferson. What a complete vagina

FU DK Metcalf. Catch a focking ball you loser And FU Dallas. Up 30 points, 8 minutes left, and Dak is still chucking against me.

FU Devon Achane. Actually, F myself for actually thinking someone on my teams could actually make it through a game. Meanwhile, Jerome Ford is sitting on my bench. FU Derrick Henry. It's over for you buddy. Just retire you fat blob.

Why the hell does Mike Evans only have 1 catch for 1 yard? Throw him the damn ball! F me for starting Rachard White and Achane instead of Brian Robinson and Ford

Derrick Henry is no longer a startable RB. Too many stars have to align in order for him to even be servicable. There is zero reason to worry about drafting RBs next year. Guys like Rachard White, Mostert, etc are more productive than most of the top drafted RBs. And guys like Warren, Ford, Singletary, etc probably weren't even drafted in most leagues. The Steelers arguably have the worst offense in NFL history

Fock Tennessee's coaching staff. Throwing a goal line TD to a defensive lineman instead of giving the ball to Henry.

Cannot wait to rage drop Derrick Henry on Tuesday

Chubb, Jefferson, Achane, Higgins, Waller. The hits just keep coming. And FU Keenan Allen. Drops an easy TD. Fock off

I know, I always buy that magazine. lol