Gratefulegg1973

It sure would be swell if Davonta Smith would actually do something this year

F'n awesome how Metcalf had 4 targets in a 34 point blowout loss. But the best one yet was when Evans had a long TD reversed, down at the 1, and my opponents White gets the TD!

He got hurt. They had some backup RB kickoff

And FU Seattle. Down 30-3 and you're still trying to get the run game going

lol at my players. Lamar, Metcalf, Evans, Mcbride, and Logan Thomas. Hilarious how Lamar can't get a TD, and these other 4 scrubs have 4 combined receptions.

Geno Smith is God-awful

Yep, late days Jerome Bettis. 3 carries, 2 yards, 3 TDs

FU Harbaugh and the entire Ravens organization. Lamar runs and throws up and down the field, then you force feed that fat blob Edwards at the goal line. FU DK Metcalf. Saw a fantasy show had him ranked like 30th today. I should have listened to them.

Mahomes sucks. And glad to see Mostert is now part of a 4 back committee. Gotta get Ahmed his touches!

Seriously, this dude is hurt/out again? lol. Hey Darren, ever think of stretching before you run your 4 yard routes? I tore a hamstring in old-timer's baseball a few years ago and i was back the next week. The entire NFL is now a bunch of pussies. Jefferson, Chubb, Waller, Achane, Cousins, Pierce, Downs, etc. My team should have their own wing of a hospital

Not only doesn't he pass, but he doesn't even run anymore. He was the most dynamic player in the league a few years ago, and Harbaugh has made him into a game manager.

FU Geno Smith. Throw the damn ball to Metcalf already.

FU Mahomes. Miami hung 70pts on Denver and you can't even get 1 TD??? Fock off FU Lamar. 2 yards rushing? lol

FU Darren Waller you vagina. That'll cost me 2 games. Is Mostert even playing? Hasn't had a touch in over an hour. And fock the refs in this steelers/jags game. Not sure I've ever seen calls this bad

Every week, it's a 100% iron clad guarantee that at least 1 of my players will get injured. It's almost statistically impossible, but it never fails.

Evans, Henry, D Smith, Barkley, Mostert, Waller. Go fock yourselves Seems every week I get destroyed by a kicker or defense. This week is no exception. Dallas already with a TD and safety against me.

I'm going to assume Mike Evans banged Baker's wife last night

Where in the flying fock is Rachard White? Tell me this clown got hurt, like literally every other player on my team

Fock fantasy football. I had a slight lead going into last night with CMAC, Mattison, and Aiyuk going, against his Addison and SF D. That should be an iron clad lock. Nope, not with my luck. Mattison does nothing, Aiyuk ghosts the 2nd half, and Addison has a career day (largely because of a fluke). Fock off

Remember when CMAC used to catch passes? Good times

Go into tonight with a slight lead, and CMAC, Mattison, and Aiyuk going. Opponent has Addison and SF D. Yep, I"m losing.

Mattison die? WTF?

Throw the f'n ball to Keenan Allen already!

Is Keenan Allen taking the day off?

Awesome. Didn't think I could escape the 1pm games without an injury