Gratefulegg1973

FU Tet Mcmillan. Thank for the 4 pts . FU Tyler Warren. Well, F me for even considering starting this jabrony. I figured grandpa Rivers could get a few balls to him. Nope.

Oh, and F the homosexual love affair between Trevor 'Romulan' Lawrence and Jakobi Myers.

FU Kyle Shitts. Great time to have the greatest day in the history of mankind against me. FU to my two playoff QB rolling today: Burrow and Lamar. I realize both defenses are all time greats. But these two overrated scrubs can go F each other. FU to myself. I swear to Christ I've made the wrong decision every week of the year deciding between these losers: Etienne/Marts. D. Smith/Pittman/Diggs. Thank God this season will end in a few hours. i think I'll be retiring from this stupid game of luck

Playoff life on the line. Tonight, I have Dak & CeeDeeCoy. He has Gibbs and Pickens. So FU Dak. I realize you and Pickens have entered into a sexual relationship, but how about at least looking Lamb's way once in a while?

FU Minnesota coach you piece of . Aaron Jones ran you all the way down the field. 2nd and goal from the 2, and you run 3 straight pass plays so McCarthy can feel good about himself? FU FU Jaylen Warren. You haven't done jack in months. Now Baltimore just decides not to cover you? FU Tyler Warren. Thanks for the 1 grab. Get a haircut you clown Oh well, I'm done with the FUs. I'm out. Great year. Can a few more of my losers get hurt?

I had Etienne in my flex all week in a must win game. Driving at 6am this morning, the 'experts' were talking up Aaron Jones. Naturally i switched them, and the second i did I said to my son 'guaranteed Etienne has at least 3 TDs'. Welp, halftime, Etienne has 2 TDs, Aaron Jones has 3 points. lol. F both of you scrub losers

Dak's throwing balls to guys nobody's ever heard of. Clown

As I said, playing against Gibbs, which can only mean 1 thing; Career Day. 16pits in the 1st quarter. lol. Fock off

Absolute must win game or I miss the playoffs. Was up 27pts and he has Jason Myers left. Pretty safe right? Wrong. FU Seattle. Score a f'n touchdown

FU Brian Thomas Jr. 2 f'n catches? Remember when this clown was actually good? Fock off loser FU Travis Etienne. I bench him, he puts up 20pts. I start him, he puts up 5. Every f'n time.

So f'n sick of the same guys that do all year except the games they play me. AJ Brown's had 3 great games all year, all against me. Josh Allen and Hurts the same thing. Unreal. While I'm here, FU Devonta Smith. Can you run a route over 2 yards? Apparently not. Time for you to cry like a baby like AJ did. Maybe then you'll get some targets. And FU Barkley. Gotta be a bust of the year candidate at RB.

FU Lamar Jackson. I'm dropping you for Lamar Latrelle from Revenge of the Nerds. His limp-wristed throwing style is surely better than yours. Seriously, 1 TD in 4 games? Go fock yourself Lamar. Preemptive FU to DeVonta Smith. Since I'm playing against Hurts and Brown, I'm sure you'll put up one of your patented 4-32 games.

Lamar sucks. Can't believe I started him over Dak, again. Never again. That being said, he should have two long TDs. Absolute garbage call and a complete fluke

FU to all the 'experts' that had Diggs as a top 10 WR this week. Caused me to put this over the hill scrub in for Pittman at the last minute. FU Baltimore. I guess the mighty Jets D is way too much for Lamar and Henry to handle. Losers FU Tee Higgins. 1 grab? lol. Way to step up this week.

A hot tip for everyone, go all in whenever one of these ego baby receivers takes a fit about not getting enough balls. AJ Brown cried for weeks. Now he gets every ball and Smith can't even get a target

Welp, time to stream QBs, as Lamar Jackson will be dropped Wednesday morning. Stefon Diggs has screwed me every single week this year, so come Wednesday he's gone too.

I've played against Allen 3 times this year. Here were his points: Week 1: 44.7 Week 9: 31 Today: 52 (and counting)

I hope Buffalo gets the ball back again and Josh Allen breaks his leg

FU Josh Allen. Dude scores 20 points a week except the weeks I play against him. Then he's putting up 40 or 50, every f'n time. Unreal And still, despite being an absolute shootout, Cade Otton has 1 catch. Fock off

Oh, and FU Sam LaPortaPotty. Mysteriously injures himself and placed on IR, which caused me to start Cade 'milk carton' Otton. FU, Cade

FU Woody Marks. Apparently Tennessee D is just too tough for you? So glad I started you over Diggs. Eat sh!t loser

FU Michael Shittman. Thanks for the 1 grab you turd.

FU to the Colts OC. 1st quarter over. Taylor has like 2 carries. Pittman's laying an egg. Warren doing nothing. But hey, gotta get Alec Pierce going. FU Chase Brown. I shoulda known last week was a fluke.

Oh goodie, BTJ is hurt now too!

Playing not to drop two games out of a playoff spot. I go against: Stafford Jeanty Bijan London Higgins Wandale Fock fantasy football