Gratefulegg1973

FU to the Colts OC. 1st quarter over. Taylor has like 2 carries. Pittman's laying an egg. Warren doing nothing. But hey, gotta get Alec Pierce going. FU Chase Brown. I shoulda known last week was a fluke.

Welp, a combined 11 points from Taylor, Brown, and Tyler Warren. Awesome. Fock off

I'm playing against Bijan and London in both leagues. That means career days for each

Derrick Henry blows

For starters, FU Lamar. Be a man and play the game you sissy. FU Quentin Johnston. Thanks for the goose egg thursday night. I could have put myself in my lineup and got the same result. FU Cinci coaching. Chase Brown FINALLY has some nice runs and gets you to the goal line. Naturally you then have 62 year old Flacco QB sneak for the TD. May as well send a FU out to DeVonta Smith while I'm at it. This twerp has burned me for years and I'm sure today will be no different

FU Dallas for being the most pathetic organization in football. Even in a blowout loss, his Javontae is almost outscoring my Dak and Ceedee. lo

FU Shanahan. CMAC had 2 touches in the first half? lol And FU Skataboo. Him getting hurt may cost me $75,000 on DK

The Quentin Johnston ride is officially over

FU to Cam Skataboo for being the newest one to have a career day against me. FU Stefon Diggs and Michael Sh!ttman. Thanks for the combined goose egg. FU Travis Etienne. Remember when you were good for those few weeks? Good times. Now, FU.

Due to injuries to everybody on my team, I'm forced to start this scrub, along with Pittman today as my WRs. lol.

Brian Thomas and Travis Hunter can be safely dropped in all leagues. Lawrence is not only putrid, but the coaches seem hellbent on getting the ball to everyone except their playmakers.

Trevor Lawrence may be the worst QB I've ever seen.

FU Xavier Worthy. Apparently you got hurt on the plane ride to Jacksonville? lol. This season can't get any more comical

And how in the hell does Barkley only have 5 carries??

Who in the flying is A. Okwabeguezwxyn, and why is he being peppered w targets instead of Myers?

Big Money League Burrow, Lamb, Tyreek, Jaylen Warren Other league Lamar, Kittle Done with this stupid kiddie game

I remember on draft night, taking this scrub over Bucky. Good times!

Third week in a row I've lost a key player Burrow Lamb Lamar

FU Troy Franklin. I would have been better off starting Clifford Franklin

And fock DJ Moore. You focking suck you has been. Would rage-drop him Wednesday, but I'm also unfortunately saddled with Brian Thomas

Yippee!!! Lamb now hurt and out for me! Nice knowing you CeeDee. Say hi to Burrow for me, and don't worry, more of my players will be joining you guys soon I'm sure

And fock fantasy football in general. I'm on track to lose to the highest scoring team 3 weeks in a row. This time it's Hurts and AJ (havent' caught a ball all year till today) Brown that's ass raping me

Brian Thomas Jr will never see another start for me, and I may drop him altogether. That mongoloid Lawrence simply hates him Not blaming him, but Tyler Warren can stick his 5 points up his ass

Chase Brown Etienne Barkley Brian Thomas Jr All of you can go F yourselves, and each other

Yeah it's early, but these scrubs are off to a great start... Here's my top 4 picks in a league: Lamb Jonathan Taylor Chase Brown Tyreek LOL. Losers. F them all