Gratefulegg1973

Yeah it's early, but these scrubs are off to a great start... Here's my top 4 picks in a league: Lamb Jonathan Taylor Chase Brown Tyreek LOL. Losers. F them all

How in the flying F does Derrick Henry have 5 yards at halftime? I'm done with Brian Thomas Jr. Until he stops banging Trevor's wife he's unstartable. DJ Moore is a has been. FU

Oh cool, Burrow (who was my 5th pick in that league) is now out!

New year, same sh!t. FU Brian Thomas Jr. Not even a target?? Did this clown miss the bus or something? FU Tyreek Hill. Fastest guy in the league averaging 5 yards per catch.

FU Joe Burrow. Nice game pretty boy. Hell, F my whole team. Nobody did much of anything (Taylor, Chase Brown, Tyreek, etc, etc, etc)

Every clown I've heard on TV and XM for the last two days have been wrong about Williams and Goedert. Not to mention the backup RB is outscoring Barkley so far.

You have endless options really. Personally I'd think about maybe going: Rd 1: Best RB: Henry, Achane, etc Rd 2: Best WR: BTJ, Collins, St Brown, etc Let's assume Allen, Lamar, Daniels are gone, as is Bowers. Rd 3 & 4: You could go Mcbride/Kittle, & Hurts/Burrow. You'd have a stud at each position.

Yep, I fine with 100 and 2 TDs. The problem at the time was, he almost hit that in the 1st qtr (plus a bunch of grabs). Fortunately the Aint's are a laughing stock and GB was able to let some of the fans at Lambeau get some playing time

FU LaFleur. Playing against Jacobs. If he has an average game, I win. Naturally this is the week Jacobs turns into Marshall Faulk, and is the focal point of the passing game. lol Unreal

FU to my historically bad luck. Jax gets a 1st done, keeping BTJ alive and rolling. Naturally there's a penalty, and then they fail to convert. Game over. At the same time... Miami has the game iced. Just take a f'n knee. Nope, Achane breaks his first long TD run of the year. That also puts Kittle back on the field to rack up a few more grabs against me. Now I get to watch Evans and Jacobs finish me off.

FU to me for starting DeVonta 'butterfingers' Smith over DK FU Cincinnati. Up 17-6 with a minute left. What do you do? Throw a bomb TD to Chase of course! Azzholes. FU Trey McBride. You catch 12 balls a week when I don't need you. When I do, 3 grabs is cool. lol FU Brian Thomas Jr. WTF is is going on? 1 catch? FU Lamar. You weren't bad, but not nearly as good as Daniels sitting on my bench

PPR with bonuses for long TDs. Thanks. I need 1 of the following: B Robinson vs Philly Hubbard vs Arizona Metcalf vs Minnesota D. Smith vs Washington

I"m back, giving the same FUs as last week, as apparently I'm too dumb to learn anything. FU to the continued menage a trois between Stafford, McVay, and Puca Nukua. I'm not sure I've ever seen a team manufacture and force feed a WR touches like this, all while ignoring a guy that won the triple crown a few years ago. Hopefully Trump gets this woke garbage out of football

Aaron Jones to miss the bus

Oh, and go kill yourself Sam LaPorta. F'n bust of the year loser.

Unreal. My week/season was lost in the span of 30 seconds. First, after watching Barkley get the Eagles all the way down the field, glory hog Hurts gets his 1yd TD. Since I"m playing against Hurts, that's a 12 point swing. change the channel, and get to see St Brown, who's never had a reception over 15 yards, catch a 70yd TD against me. Barkley has been great, but I will NEVER draft him, or any other Eagles player again. The only goal of that team is to push Hurt's fat ass into the endzone. F fantasy football

My season's on the line with Barkley and Ghost LaPorta. lol. Unreal

I feel your pain, but Adams is the only reason I have a chance after Cupp and Henry's garbage

The FU thread is not a place for rational thought!

FU Derrick Henry. Wish someone would have told us that he lost his job to Justice f'n Hill. Thanks for the 6 points, 'King'.

What a game. Needed something from Kupp. Just got in and looked at the stats. lol. F Thursday night games

It's beyond obvious that McVie and Stafford are having sex with Nukua. No other explanation possible. Apparently he's their #1 RB now too. lol.

10 team league. I'm leading in points and going to miss the playoffs with this team: Burrow/Daniels Barkley Henry Lamb Cupp LaPorta As for this week; FU Matt Stafford. I've been giving Cooper Kupp's the F's, but it's you and your gay infatuation with Puka Nukua that deserves the FU. I've seen Kupp wide open at least 3 times and Stafford keeps forcing it to Puka (nice name btw, fruit). FU to the entire Rams organization. FU to my league commissioner for d!cking with the waiver wire rules this year. Despite never picking anyone up, every week I'm last in the order. Apparently he set it to highest points always goes last, and is too dumb to figure out how to fix it. So this week I"m stuck starting a gimp DeAndre Swift. And FU to the Jets defense. Thx for letting Tua score 12 points against me in the last minute of the game. Oh, and FU George Kittle and the career day you're on your way to having against me

Sam LaPorta. Worthless scrub. Gets outscored by the kicker. FU

A big turkey day fock to Sam LaPortaPotty. This jackoff has screwed me all year. I finally bench him, and he scores 2 TDs? lol. Fock off again, Sam