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    Fat Wife

    You know it's the damnest thing. My wife just turned 30 and I've noticed the last year and a half that she was adding some ass fat. It really didn't bother me but I was hoping it didn't get much worse. Then she sneaked into my PC and caught me jokingly talking about wanting to screw her younger fitter sister. I caught all kinds of hell for that. But you know what, she took it as she'd better shape up a bit. And she has. Over the last half year she's been working out. She's been doing these leg squeezes and I swear I don't remember her being so good with the missionary sex position.
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    Hi. I'm Billy Mays ...

    Ok so I watch Pitchmen but it looks like nobody else here does. I'll bet you guys can come up with some really negative thoughts on this show. It's on tonight at 10:00 on Discovery. That is if any of you have cable.
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    Verizon Psychic commercial .... does that chick say ...

    Could be. Because when I close my eyes and pay attention to Flo in the Progressive Insurance commercials, I actually hear her say, "Ohhh boy. How would you like a nice juicy bloowjoob? I'd get my fire red lipstick all over that great big long cack of yours!" She-it. That commercial has caused me to buy auto insurance, boat insurance and motorcycle insurance. And I don't even have a boat or motorcycle.
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    Hi. I'm Billy Mays ...

    BUT WAIT. There's more. If you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll give you an extra tube of that glue to hold on ear hair or eyebrows that have been burned off. There's even a lipstick size tube for those prepubesants who want to look older in the elementary school gym locker rooms.
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    After exhaustive research, "Gay is not genetic"

    My parents used to tell me that hoomoosexuality was a sin. And I was just thinking, do a couple of really mean bad guys wake up one day and say. "Let's go rob a bank! No, let's kill someone! Nah, let's buttfock!" I don't think so.
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    Are you kidding me!

    Even though we have more TVs than rooms in our house, I bought a Vizio High Definition TV just over a year ago. My family wanted HD so I got a 42" flat screen (not plazma). Anyway, the #*^@!)& picture went out on Sunday. 15 months and the damn thing is now worthless! Anybody got a Vizio HD?
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    Are you kidding me!

    The Direct TV repairman said that is exactly what it is but he said the replacement cost is equivalent of a new TV. I bought this thing for $ 1200. Soonafter they dropped to $ 1000. And now they are down to $ 700- $ 800. It's just 15 months! We have a Tekniki TV that my wife's family bought in the 70s that still works fine.
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    Are you kidding me!

    Yea, mine worked great too. For 14 1/2 months.
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    Are you kidding me!

    And I bought it at Circuit City.
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    Received a job offer....need to make a decision

    To start with, screw all these jealous bastards who scream to get your ass to work. F*ck them! Let's see 8 and a half hours plus an hour drive daily for 20 bucks? No way dude. No f*cking way. Plus gas will take the 20 dollars and more probably. Life is too damn short. Spend the summer with your family and do not accept employment during that time unless it's a killer job. Unemployment last 15 months and it's ALREADY been paid for by the employer that laid you off. I was going to do the same damn thing but I got my old job back which more than tripled my unemployment benefits package.
  11. This bastard owns 4 houses and a piece of a business in the area. He totally refurbished one house. 3200 square feet. We installed a 3 zone HVAC system with hi-eff A/C and 90 plus Furnaces. This scofflaw had over $ 140,000 in his bank account that we Leined and so we had his ass dead to right. We'd been chasing him for nearly a year. And just before the Judge broke for lunch, the scofflaw's attorney informed the Court that his client had filed for bankruptcy. SOB got away clean. Now we'll probably have to lay off more workers.
  12. You make this statement in post # 25 yet just a few hours earlier in post # 20 you say Like most of its stories, this is all a big lie. why do you people even entertain this dooshebag? So I wonder if more than one person posts under this handle. Or maybe you just got drunk. No matter what the excuse, it is way obvious that you are a jealous no talent assclown. I was told about you before I ever posted one entry here. It was just a different name. After reading the Geek Board over time, I can see you are posting under many handles. All gay. All ultra conservative. All nasty, no respect, cutsey name calling silly garbage. It's you sir that I have a hard time believing the people entertain. I will not resort to childish namecalling. That is your speciality. I don't have to. Your words speak volumes about yourself. I do think most of the gay conservative handles here are you. There just CAN'T be THAT many gay conservatives here with poor social skills. Now good day sir. I said good day!
  13. Yes, we did get a Deposit draw and even were banking progress draws but we were doing several jobs for that Partnership during that time. The $ 27, 700 was what the Warrant In Debt was for. There was one ISF payment but we were told it was due to loan papers being reworked for better rates. Of course we did not just halt work at that point. We continued with our schedule and our relationship with someone we had been doing business with for several years.
  14. Of that there could be no doubt. Nobody plays the gay card that much without being flaming gay. Plus I watched that video he posted. Obviously gay. No doubt. And there's nothing wrong with it. A little sickening to those of us who are not but it's a free country. If a man wants to suck a d1ck he sux a d1ck. The only thing that I don't understand is what he has against me. I haven't done anything to him or any of his aliases.
  15. This work was done under a Limited partnership business (his). Believe me, our attorney has laid it all out for us.
  16. A kid who works here told my boss that they catch skinks on their property sometimes and that he'd turn a skunk loose in the house and spray water on it to piss it off causing it to spray it's scent on everything. I seconded it. But my boss said it's over and done with now. He'll probably turn it in to our insurance but our policy will go up. Usually the amount paid out is recouped within 7 years so you can do the math. I'm just so damn angry!
  17. We're not even allowed back on his premises. He'll surely throw a couple of bucks at another company to maintenance it and his warranties are through the equipment manufacturers so he has 8 years of warranties on most of it. It sucks man. It just plain sucks. My boss is mad but I don't think he's as mad as me. I sold the job and designed & engineered it.
  18. The sad truth is we can't even sneak over there and take back our equipment. If we did, this assmunch could have US arrested for stealing. Ain't THAT a b1tch! The laws suck.
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    What's in your pants?

    Catfish Hodge?
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    What the heck ever happened to

    Yes I know he went to pay radio. And probably made a ton of loot but you hardly hear of him anymore. No I don't have pay radio. For me there's too much stuff on free radio that I don't have time to listen to. It used to be Howard all over the radio. And TV. And books. And movies. Now not so much.
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    Would you fock a midget?

    I'm not sure I've ever even talked to a midget. Seriously. Not by choice, just circumstance.
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    The vile joke thread

    Scientists say they'll NEVER cure AIDS. They just can't get those labratory rats to butt f u c k. Apologies to all the gay guys here. But I'll bet the 3 straight guys here laughed. .
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    Changes

    As I posted last week --> I got my old job back doing the same scope of work, driving the same company Ford Ranger. I did lose my cushy office with 2 windows but since I'm on the road half the time I'm allowed to work the office portion from our home now. I may have to drop in the Shop 2-3 times a week but I'll trade that office for working from home in a heartbeat. So this morning I go into the shop after being away for a month. And here's what has happened. The office people have been reduced from 12 down to 4-5 (not sure). The Installers down from 15 to 8. The service techs down from 8-4. And the other 3 guys doing what I'm doing is down to 1 other. And my personal assistant is gone. I'll have to do all the leg work that I used to push off on him. Like procuring permits and dropping in at equipment warehouses. The office and shop area was about 1,000 square feet but the owner is now renting out 500 square feet to another company. Yes, I'm ok after missing a month of paychecks but there's a lot of good people that are gone now. WOW!
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    Changes

    I know. That's why I rushed back here to log in and fill you in. hehehe
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    I'm going to Africa

    Hey Cincinnati-Detroit, you sure your name isn't a Borat? Nice try.
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