ToadSprocket

I'd say I don't believe it or anything I read in this thread but I don't believe 90% of what I read at this club. My story is back in the day there used to be a beer called Ruppert Knickerbocker. It came in 7 oz bottles, 10 to a pack and 40 to a case. I was known as a real beer drinker and several times money was placed on me drinking 40 of those mofos. I never made. Yes it's basically the same volume as 24 - 12 oz beers but I never drank 24 of those either.

You're in my top 5. DEFINITELY!

Frank Castanza's real life wife. Right?

Many many years ago my wife and I invited two other couples over for dinner. After dinner we started playing the card game Uno. At some point one of our guests accused another one (we'll call him Bud) of cheating. Bud got really defensive almost to the point of tears. The accuser backed off his accusation. Later a different guest thought something was up and she grabbed Bud's cards and showed everybody that he was indeed cheating. Bud actually told us all that it's not cheating if you don't get caught. I never forgot that and started telling other people what had happened and what Bud said. Another friend of Bud's told me that he caught Bud cheating once in a dart game BUT Bud denied it. Then another person told me that a group of people caught Bud cheating playing Croquet and even though it was obvious, he denied it. Still another person laughingly told us that he saw Bud reading Trivial Pursuit cards (questions AND answers) prior to playing with others. After Bud answered several difficult questions he was accused of seeing the questions and answers and again denied it vociferously. And lastly, Bud was CAUGHT cheating playing golf for money and nearly got the hell beat out of him. Of course he denied it. So what does Bud do? He goes around telling people that those that caught/saw him cheating were LIARS. Not just about the cheating but LIARS about everything. Impugning honest people's integrity as opposed to fessing up OR at least quitting cheating. One other thing, Bud is now working for a firm whereby he falsified his education rtequirements. Moral: Once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater.

Trying to impugn Tom Wells integrity?

:uncleleo: I get confused! I'm an old man! :uncleleo:

God, her nose is a honker.

My thoughts: WHAT IF ? What if death is the ultimate ultimate. THE GREATEST place to be EVER ! Okay, we don't know. So we're making the worst people ever go somewhere we DON'T KNOW what it is. I'm kinda for him to hang out in the prison and think about his dead brother and how he died. Let him sit through a few anniversary tributes to the dead and injured. Let him get older and duller and realize his schtick was WRONG. Let him pay a penalty that we know is a penalty.

Yea and I love fat girls. Not Roseanne fat but Kate Upton fat. Their puzzys are a little bit warmer and a little bit wetter. And if you can hang, it's a wild and wonderful ride.

If I may ask.

Do you think there's 100% of gold there that we are told? Or do you think the vaults are bare. 0% If neither, what % of gold do you think is there? And most importantly, WHY do you believe your opinion is correct.

I'll take w h o r e ads for 200 Alex. ETA: We can't even say w h o r e at the Geek Club? :slapsforehead:

if someone is truly hurting and crying real tears, I have to control myself from crying, too. I truly feel their pain. You see fake crying all the time. In life but especially on TV. I want to scream. Even if there's a legitimate reason to hurt, if there's no tears and no real crying, I cannot take them seriously. Anyone and everyone can tell the difference. WHY do they do it?

I'm not here enough to catch your meaning BUT in the off chance you're sincere, I am talking about indifference and compassion. I'm talking about -->

I'm just wondering about Geek alcohol cosumption. Me = I try not to drink every day. Probably 5 days a week on average. And unless it's a special day or sporting event, I try not to start before 6 PM. Then I TRY to quit an hour before bedtime which is usually midnight. The reason I ask is we're going on vacation in a few days. And I've been watching webcams of some of our destinations. People in those bars are drinking as early as 9-10 AM. I'm pretty sure I've almost never drank alcohol that early. Shiit, I'd be drunk by afternoon and sleep the day away. You?

How do you all know he's a liberal? Is it because he has a sense of humor, goes on Howard Stern and Letterman and even lets Jimmy Fallon make fun at his expense? He laughs and jokes and is even quite funny. I don't watch his 7 o'clock national news show but I actually thought we had a pretty cool conservative. No? If it turns out he's a conservative, do all of you switch sides of the issue? Jw.

I was recently watching the TV show '20 years since the O.J. killing / trial'. Yes, it was repeated from last June (which was the 20 year anniversary). Anyway, I wasn't too surprised because I had been hearing about his violence on Nicole. And up until then he had been living a near perfect life (in that he got most of what he wanted). So, who's next to pull off a killing (and maybe getting away with it)? I'm going to take a wild stab (no pun intended) and say Michael Jordan. I'm not choosing Warren Sapp because I think he's too big a puzzy to pull it off. Yours? (and why)

Have you ever been invited to their crib for Dinner? If so, does everyone eat meat, drink alcohol and speak English plainly there? I mean, fair is fair. Amirite?

showing off at QuarterBacking. I'm getting quite sick of you picking out a Receiver and feeding them with multiple TDs and Yards and Catches, one week and nary to barely a Target the next week or two. Ok, we know you can do what you want but quit fuching us Fantasy players with 2nd said Receivers. Yes, I have Julius Thomas.

Tia

My oldest Son is in his 2nd year of Pony League baseball. My 2nd oldest Son would have been in his last year of Little League but he asked to play in the Pony League a yaer early and I let him. He's definitely the smallest of the group. He's never started a game but gets an inning or 2 most games. His team has 14 on the roster and usually at least 12 show up for every game. Tonight only 9 showed up and my boy started and played the entire game. In the 5th inning of a tie game he hit one OVER the 275' left field fence. Only one other player has gone yard and now my 12 year old has done it. I'm a proud papa

I doubt seriously that there are. But last night there was a very good, very revealing show on TV about it. (forgot the channel) Anybody watch it? Anybody have any thoughts on this topic? Pret-TY interesting. Pret-TY pret-TY interesting.

I'm not sure this GTG was such a good idea. I liked it better when I din't know what you guys looked like. I used to just think you all were nuts. Now I think you're ugly nay funny looking nay weird as well. Maybe it's just me.

This.