Sparkling Wiggles

I'm pretty sure you're gonna have a tough time finding investors.

I'm pretty sure I've seen over 100 Vernon Morency threads in the past two years.

The second half of Hostel was pretty focking awesome.

And I'm the party killer. I guarantee you won't post a pic. Threatening to do so only makes the horror movie more intense.

Specifically, what did he do to your car and what did you do to his? Also, go to bed, dave.

Not quite. Although horrible, the whole nightposting thing is very dynamic. I'm pretty sure jk would trade his first born for a chance to meet you so he could brag to the bored that he met another female here. I'm kind of proud of you for holding out for so long. Once everyone here knows what you look like, your poster rating will inevitably drop at least two notches. It's like a horror movie. The longer the movie makes you wait to see the monster, the better the movie gets.... Sux seems like a pretty good guy. Apparently, that's why he sometimes gets laid, because he's one of the fugliest mofos in the history of the site (and I'm even including V4E in that analysis). TNG is kind of a weird one. She's definitely jaded from being here for so long. The funny thing to me is her incessant demand that posters not call her husband Lurch. No doubt, the Lurch jokes will carry on for infinity just as the saw forehead jokes do..... Also, ALSO!@^%(^&!, your relationship with randandy is fairly odd. I was always under the assumption that randandy was GFIAFP. His posts seem to be equally inane. The combined poetry threads you guys do are train wrecks that are hard to look away from. GFIAFP is easily one of the best posters in the history of the forearm. The fact that he and Tarhole still go after each other is simply awesome. When he gets trashed and starts posting nonsense....I think those are the times Mike FF Today thinks this place is all worthwhile. Sawilson....well, it's fun to watch her fume and pretend she's not fuming. She's like Tina Turner and 90% of the bored is Ike. She just keeps coming back for more. Who did I forget at the party?

Nightposters have completely driven this site into the ground. I have no clue why I keep opening the threads, but I just can't stop. Time to go find another one.

You work at McDonalds and still need a subliment to help you gain weight? I've seen your fishing photos. You're like a young DuckStupid in training. Don't waste your money on creatine. Stick with Filet o' Fish and apple pies. You'll be fine.

Awesome enough to get me some free shades?

Personally, I'm looking forward to 8 year old ultimate cage fighting.

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LT was ranked #3 by just about everybody last year behind LJ and Alexander. Thanks for the 20/20 hindsight, though!

Three points for the Ditka reference.

Eli tore it up for the first half of the season. It wasn't until the media got on his back that he faltered. As soon as Coughlin gets the boot, look for Eli to start putting up stats like his brother. (I've got inside info on the Soilost 2007 prognos.)

Well, I think your buddy wins in that scenario.

I lose about a pound at least twice a day. It's quite reaffirming.

You definitely helped me in my league last season. I advise other posters to pay attention to what the Soilost has to say. He has a take that is rarely seen in the fatnasty world.

Often, I'll weigh myself before I poop and then again after I poop. It helps me gain confidence that my weight-loss program is working.

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Nice thread title. I guess the debate is over.

I like hellothere's team. Good value with Harrison in the 3rd and Hasselbeck in the 7th. I'm not in love with Ronnie Brown, but he'll be a servicable #2 RB. Good depth at RB and WR. The best combo of 2 RBs, 3 WRs and 1 QB IMO. Also drafted solid value at TE and defense.

Get a job. Sparkling Wiggles

Warning to all of you hyping Denver offensive players (especially Henry) this year: The offensive line is not the Broncos offensive line of old. Last season, the Broncos running game struggled. Tatum Bell and Mike Bell both had difficulty at the goal line and in third and short situations. Adam Meadows was brought in last year out of retirement and missed the last few games due to injury. When he played, he didn't impress. Ben Hamilton was a disappointment. Dan Neil (starting guard) is gone. So is George Foster, who was a disaster last year at RT and thrown into the Dre Bly deal. Do some research on Chris Kuper, Adam Pears, Ryan Harris, and Jacob Rogers. Somebody is going to have to start on this line and the options don't look real good. http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=331 One of the projected starters is this guy: http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=4...;contentID=7053 Note that he suited up for all of New Orleans' games the last half of the season but didn't see the field. Nalen is old. Lepsis is old (and missed most of the year due to injury). Both fit very well into the zone blocking scheme that Denver has employed the last decade (playing along side smaller, quicker linemen). Now that Denver is beefing up, who knows how effective they'll be playing with a completely different mold of linemen surrounding them? Don't take the O-line for granted (at least until you see some preseason games). The new guys are unproven. The Broncos running game suxored last year. In early frafts, I'd avoid overpaying for Henry (and to a lesser extent, Cutler). Let someone else take the risk. You're welcome.