Sparkling Wiggles

I don't like that, either. No focking ice cubes. No focking apple dipping sauce. No altoids. Just blow me!

Have you tried this? No focking way. She once tried to put some kind of apple dipping sauce on that she got out of the fridge. I immediately got up and warshed it the fock off. Freezing is pain.

Well, fock that. Why did you think this was a good idea?

Does it freeze on schlongs or just ice cream?

Don't give up. I just want to establish if it is truly stealing or not. It's not like I'm going through the bulk candy and eating a handfull of gummy bears as I shop.

What the fock is Magic Shell? Like mac n' cheese with shells?

Who's to say some guy won't come along that likes mushroom stems and brocolli stalks and will buy them? They're still product. They're still there. Just like the over-ripe bananas.

Ah, but people take bananas off the bunch all the time that they don't want (either because they are too ripe or not ripe enough). Do you do that?

Mushrooms and broccoli are like $3 a pound. Those broccoli stalks are focking gross....and they're dense!

I would pay good money to watch him take on PacMan in a cage fight.

She ain't that anorexic.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...=simmons/060220 Never caught this article on the 2006 Black Super Bowl. One of his best articles, for sure.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...=simmons/070810 Frank the Tank has an awesome email. Also, the one at the end about Meat is pretty damn funny.

I don't want her to send it to me. I want her to post it. She's done before. Also!@#@!

I imagine running around like a bunch of crazed screaming banshees convinced a lot of people to vote for Dr. Paul.

BSG has a game that he plays with his friends. "How much would you pay....?" I would pay $200 to watch this video.

I, for one, am shocked that Meph doesn't have joint custody. He seems like an ideal father.

What the hell was that video? Looked like a HS pep rally for a football game.

Nope. Just repeating fact in case edjr forgot how much of a dumbass we all think he is.

You did well through four. Who did you get in four? Jacobs? I don't really see a fifth or sixth round pick on this team, though. If you took Vernon Davis and Leinart in five and six, that's pretty weak.

edjr is the worst baseball fan, evah. The Red Sox are the best team in baseball and when they slump, edjr cries like a little bitch, as if he could run the team better.

No kidding. Go back a couple pages and look at all the threads he's started that absolutely everyone refuses to respond to. The only thing that separates him from GFIAFP is that GFIAFP responds to himself.

Riceman + any Honda = riceburner joke I can't think of right now.

Your team is fine. Tell the Betts owner to go fock himself.