Sparkling Wiggles

Just pay your child support and shut the fock up. If you weren't suck a jerkoff husband, she never would have left you and taken your kids.

Uh oh. No geek has gotten this involved in the political process since Fervid sang hippie peace songs in front of seven people at a Kucinich rally. I'm skeered.

Do you at least have a nice set of Callaways?

What did she do that you had to spend $100k to get her out of trouble?

Some guy did that at the Harvey's Hotel in Lake Tahoe in the early 80s.

Maybe she called grandma and grandpa in and your pops is gonna walk her down the aisle.

Pretty nice save.

Just went in the bunker. Nice job, jinx.

Keep Portis.

Who the fock is Glen Armstrong?

Crazy fight? Did Riceman's mom ask him to fold his laundry again? REKONIZE.

Sounds like RBBC to me.

We never found out why you owe him a pair of jeans. Why did you rip them?

Been a while? You were posting all over the place in the Mike Vick petition.

Thought about posting this one. Also 8 Seconds.

You're not Cartwright.

Who's Cartwright?

Why did GutterBoy give up? He was totally hanging in there.

Kids

The top three have to be Helmuth, Ariah, and Matusow. Damn, it's fun to watch these guys get beat. Just saw Helmuth get knocked out of Main Event 05. He whined to his wife the whole way out and she wouldn't even say a word. "He put all his money on a pair of sevens. Can you believe that? Can I catch a break?"

Antsports has him at 2.11 and 2.10 in PPR over the past three weeks. ffcalculator has him at 2.08. Mid to end of second round. One thing is for sure. He's been going up the charts the past few weeks. Don't see him going much higher. He won't plateau in the first round.

He's going in the 9-12 range in the drafts I've seen. You might want to recheck your strategy, though. If there's one reason not to take him, it's that SD, KC, and the Raiders all have above average defenses. San Diego's is stifling. The others are above average. Denver is also working with some new linemen. He's not a sure thing but I like him toward the end of the first round. Hard to justify him being picked ahead of guys like FWP and Rudi, though. ETA this site really needs to add poster ratings. Some of the stuff posted in this thread is homer crap and would be noted as such if we had ratings.

I should amend this. I'd say his average is about 3.1 but I'll calculate it out later. The earliest I've seen him go was in early/middle second but in the mock I'm doing now, he lasted until 3.4. I've yet to see him drop to the fourth.