Sparkling Wiggles

I just don't see how Meph lost custody. Really. I just don't see it. His ex-wife must be an angel or a nun or something.

I wonder if sawilson knows BigPete!@#@! has been sucking Travis Henry's cack over here on the mange bored behind her back. She might have to ban him from posting, altogether.

wiffle is killing me in this thread.

Burt's not getting pwned. Most of the chics over there are crazy and bitter. They make TNG look downright normal. It's not a surprise that zman spends more time over there than here. Those chics are too dumb to realize how much of a tool he is.

If every poster here posted a new topic every time their favorite team signed a player from the World League or the Arena League, this bored would be much better.

Well, she obviously wants you to be involved by asking you to take her to the dinner. I'm sure her mother views it as her own wedding as much as her daughter's and probably insisted on the step-dad thing. If I were you, I would give her a ride and go to the rehearsal as uncomfortable as it may be. Then, continue with said plan of showing up and putting in an appearance before bolting. Otherwise, you'll end up being the one looking like the douche. Be careful, though. The ride to the dinner could be the set-up for her to ask you for big $$$$. ETA I would refuse to pay for the dinner. Tell her the man giving her away can pay for the dinner.

Elvis(!) loved peanut butter and banana sammiches. I've yet to try that one but I suppose I will someday.

Unbelievable. I was actually thinking about whether or not this would be good as a sammich yesterday. Tuna salad is good. Chicken salad is good. Egg salad is good. Salmon salad is good. Shrimp salad is good. Crab salad is good. I suppose potato salad could work.

-40- Ways to leave your lover.

"Today's your lucky day. I bet you never got out of a ticket by letting the cop give you a blow-job."

......to remove the caps from the stems of mushrooms and just buy the caps? Also, is it OK to break the stalks off broccoli and just buy the crowns? TIA. I'll answer yours.

You don't think Bridgette Nielsen wrote her own jokes? If you catch the rerun of this, watch for this part: Ross was talking about the episode of Flava of Love where Bridgette and Flav were in the bathtub together and commented that they were washed up before they ever got in the tub. Right after the joke, you can see Bridgette in the background ask Ice T what that means.

Caught about half of it. Some pretty good jokes. Even Snoop was funny. "On The Flavor of Love, when one of the hos took a crap on the floor, Flav was confused. He thought she was having his baby."

Watching Best Sex on HBO 10 right now and they have a couple of dykes in a bathtub rubbing chocolate all over each other. Not hot. Looks like tubgirl. Also, never liked girls putting chocolate syrup or whipped cream or whatever all over my schlong. Does anyone like to mix the two, a la Costanza?

Jackass. First you asked the question. Then I told you that you were retarded. Then you change the question and tell me I'm not capable of understanding. Then, I give you the correct answer to your changed question. Then, you come back with this lameass defense. Pay your friend. You lose. You don't change the game in the middle of the bet. Seeing the way you operate, it wouldn't surprise me to see you try to weasel out of it, though. Retard.

You just changed the question, jackass. You changed it to "potentially" gain the most chips. Well, of course you could potentially win the most chips by going all in every time if you were called every time. Exactly what we've been telling you since the beginning of the thread. Take your fake high minded philosophy and shove it up your ass. Also, pay your friend because the answer to the original question is false. Only becomes true when you change the question, as you just did. Retard.

zuchini and yellow squash work well in this combo, too.

After you make me a sammich, of course.

Are you retarded? We explained that you have to get people to play with you. It varies. There is no other answer. Get a focking life, jackass.

The one with James Lofton? That one sucked, too. I'm pretty sure we're still waiting for the first decent fantasy show to come out.

....to get you to post that photo of you leaning over with your ass facing the camera?

That is some funny shit. It's nice that you share the black internets with us. That girl has gorgeous eyes (maybe contacts). Too bad she's a ho. Also, I want the photo you originally posted. You know you want to.

I'd say the answer is false. Also, it's an idiotic question with probably no answer at all. You're talking about 7-9 variables with players and unknown billions of variables with cards you'll get. You can't win a lot of money fast unless you get people to play with you if you're going to bet like that. The truest answer to the question is that you and your friend are both idiots.

IndyTom and Riceman are both right. But if you're looking to make the most money fastest, you probably want to play a lot of hands where other players are betting. If you do the betting, they'll get scared and wait until they have a monster. You let them bet, you can play whatever the fock you want. Of course, you'll most definitely lose with this method...... I do know that one common theory at the WSOP is that you have to double up a couple times on the first day to have a chance. Dunno how true it is but I remember watching an episode where a guy bought in three or four times on day one after busting out over and over trying to double up.