Jonathan Wilson

What a loser. Can we stick a fork in him now, or is he gonna try an ill-fated "comeback" like Eddie George with the Cowboys?

Rats' ass

I'm calling you out, like hell that you read this. Eat a fat ****.

2Pac Shakur

Erick Sermon Big Syke Daddy MC Ren Dat ***** Daz DJ Quick The Lench Mob

Yo yo what about my main man the D.O.C.?

Do you have autism?

Worst article bolding ever.

When do you wear yours? I keep mine on at all times during work hours (9 to 5), always in the car, and any time I'm traveling on business. I don't know where I would be without mine. Best invention evah!

Someone's dictated by other peoples perceptions.

Did you ever own one? You sound jealous.

Run DMC were has-beens before they turned 30. Eric B & Rakim could kick their asses.

Has the world gone queer?

For the unenlightened sess is endo.

I do not like sess so get out of my thread.

If he was really a gay man why did he sing about loving women? Also was he ever a football player?

I do not like urinals because other people gaze at my wang, so let's rule that out from the get go. I use a regular toilet, stand up, unzip my fly and do my business. Nine times out of ten something gets on my pants. Then I have to pat it down with toilet paper and stay in the stall for five minutes until said stain is no longer visible. To eliminate said stain what should I do? Flush before urinating? Stand up or sit down? Unzip fly or drop pants entirely? Lean towards or away from bowl?

Three inch is above average for limp. Should I give myself wood before taking a pee?

That's because he smacked down a hoe...and if you like his songs you're a fruit.

Holmgren how about laying off the ring-dings and giving my boy Alexander the rock? You cost me another game you tub.

Holmgren is a fat piece of #### who the game has passed by.

Hey pal, I do not think she swings that way. Just sayin.

How few friends do you have to have to spend your night with people on an internet message board?

They have been doing this for months. Do you think I should approach them and tell them kindly to stop? Or do you think this will land me in hot water if they have a kind of medical condition? Have you worked adjacent to a douche bag that does this? Have you kept your cool or ratted them out?