Funny crank call ... a hardware store ... asking for calk

[Giants Fan 85]

Caller: Do you have like different colors of calk ... or suggestions ... do you like black calk?

 

Hardware Store: Well that really depends on ...

 

Caller: Tell me ... how hard does the black calk get?

 

Funny shiat ... anyone remember what that was?

[star69 5]

smells like sal and richard on...

 

 

STERN

[Giants Fan 85]

Mighta been, Was friggin HILLARIOUS! because the dude on the other end of the line didn't realize he was getting focked with. "Oh, yeah ... I can lay any color calk you want."

 

And you could feel the laughter being held in. Better than any Jerky Boys trick.

 

"So, you're telling me I can pump the calk myself, at the base and it comes out the tip?"

 

Of course eventually ... the dude figured it out.

 

The best part of it ... what made it so good, and I think it was Jimmy Kimmel, was that he kept saying "calk", but he never pronounced the "L" ... at all.

[pimptastic69 0]

It was on Crank Yankers.

 

The black caulk containers were larger than the white caulk.