Cracker Race, Elephant Walk, Circle Jerk ... and other ghey stories

[Giants Fan 85]

I was in a fraternity that hazed pretty hard, but they never made us do anything ghey. The way to do a "Cracker Race". would be to fake it, hafta have 1 of the pledges in on it, to fool the rest. Turn off the light's, "Ok, ready ... GO! .... Last one hasta eat the cracker ... " and you'd have the cohort grab the plate and take off with it ... and then actives seperate the pledges, and you eventually bring in the faked jizz cracker ... and be like, sorry. You're the last one. You gotta eat it.

 

And if anyone eats it ... you kick 'em out.

 

Damn ... wish I had thoughta that in college! A guy did a shot of puke for my signature on his paddle once. Real, in the sink in a bar, puke. I told him not to, but he insisted.

 

The, "Elephant Walk" is another hazing story, I think must be an urban myth. Essenatially, you are all connected in a circle, nude, and not holding hands. And you hafta march around. I think the idea is, if one dude gets hard, you know he's ghey and you kick him out.

 

But I've never heard of anything like this every REALLY happening. Gheyist thing in my frat, was when I became a pledge, I had to get a paddle, and my "Pledge Father" gave me a swat.

 

It's tradition. Also got hit once on accident, dude whiffed and hit me in the eyebrow. That was always good as an active, "You see this scar pledge! I took a paddle to the head! You ready for a facial swat!"

 

I was a mean SOB ... that's for sure. Never made anybody do anything ghey though. No sheep, or anything naked. Well, there was a tradition that on an actives birthday, the pledges are supposed to strip him down naked and throw him in the Gamma Phi fountain down the street. Usually you leave the guys underwear, but the idea is, the active can use the front door of the house, and the pledges hafta go around back, and if he beats them back to the foyer of the house, they hafta all buy him a case of his favorite beer.

 

Otherwise I think it's just a 12 pack.

[Ilov80s 0]

if you are in a frat, then you are already ghay- so there is no need for a ghay test

[Giants Fan 85]

if you are in a frat, then you are already ghay- so there is no need for a ghay test

 

There actually was a ghay guy in my frat. He kinda got outed by some ghay activists that went through rush, just to cause trouble. We felt bad for him.

 

One, big shower room on each floor. I never showered with him ... but the point is, we accepted him.

 

Never woulda made it in if we knew ... but he was a good kid, after all. He was our brother ... ghay or straight ... just as long as he wasn't Jewish!

 

Kidding.