Old Toro quote inspired this post

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"When you actually begin to forget that women slowly rip your soul out of your body and decimate your will to live. When you forget that there are tons of poosies out there just begging to be focked and instead of spending all your money on rings, houses and furniture, you could be backpacking through Europe banging scandanavian chicks in every hostel you stay."

 

Saw this as Stop Talking Cheerleader's signature. I wanted to let everyone know that it's German custom for young women to be very aggressive sexually. If they like a guy, they go home with him on the first night. So, if you're looking to get laid (bachelor parties?), go to Octoberfest, but bring you jimmy hats or else you'll end up with a Q-tip in your Arethra Franklin.