The Great November Smokeon for those that want to start

[phillybear 364]

As a defender of truth, justice, the American Way, and the rights of all individuals, I support smoking. I have a huge problems with all the lies about second hand smoke being bandied about like facts.

 

I will be passing out smokes at all the high schools in the area for the rest of this month. I need your support. Please send me your cold, sweaty cash, all that you can get your grimy mitts on. Also, any used cigs are welcome. Hell, half smoked butts are good too. If we can reach them at an early age, we can make a difference in the lives of all young people.

 

Thank you for your support.