Orale Vato - Merry focking Christmas hommes !

[Pancho Claus 0]

I know I might be a leetle late in this meesage hommes But I know all tha leetle latina girls an boys don't celebrate until a week later anyway ( becasue after christmas is when all da sales are ese ! ). Anyway I been hiding from johnny law as they think I like robbed a bunch of jewlrey stores hommes. Can't believe they think mi Pancho Claus ( joy bringer to all girls and boys in el barrio would rob a bunch of jewlery stores hommes ! I only robbed 2 ese when did 2 become a bunch hommes - focking pigs ese

 

anyway this is for you hommes,

 

 

 

 

 

Pancho Claus (The Night before Christmas)

 

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through la casa Not a creature

was stirring, Caramba! Que pasa?

 

Los ninos were all tucked away in their camas, Some in vestidos and

some in pajamas. While Mama worked late in her little cocina, El viejo was

down at the corner cantina.

 

The stockings were hanging con mucho cuidado, In hopes that St.

Nicholas would feel obligado To bring all the children, both buenos y

malos, A Nice batch of dulces and other regalos. Outside in the yard

there arouse such a grito, That I jumped to my feet like a frightened

cabrito.

 

I went to the window and looked out afuera, And who in the world, do

you think que era? Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero Came

dashing along like a crazy bombero! And pulling his sleigh instead of

venados, Were eight little burros approaching volados.

 

I watched as they came, and this little hombre was shouting and

whistling and calling by nombre.

 

Ay, Pancho! Ay, Pepe! Ay, Cuca! Ay, Beto!

Ay, Chato! Ay, Chopo! Maruca and Nieto!

 

Then standing erect with his hand on his pecho He flew to the top of

our very own techo. With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea, He

struggled to squeeze down our old chimenea.

 

Then huffing and puffing, at last in our sala, With soot smeared all

over his red suit de gala. He filled the stockings with lovely regalos,

For none of the children had been very malos.

 

Then chuckling aloud and seeming contento, He turned like a flash and

was gone like the viento.

 

And I heard him exclaim and this is VERDAD,

 

Merry Christmas to all, And to All Feliz Navidad!

{Special Thanks to HHS-HEO News e-mail list- Editor, Carl Montoya}

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[Eagles Green 34]

This thread gave me the runs.

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I know I might be a leetle late in this meesage hommes But I know all tha leetle latina girls an boys don't celebrate until a week later anyway ( becasue after christmas is when all da sales are ese ! ).

 

They "celebrate" a week later, 'cause that's when the welfare checks come in

 

Hellz yeah, hard working tax dollars fund that FELIZ NAVIDAD!!

[Pancho Claus 0]

They "celebrate" a week later, 'cause that's when the welfare checks come in

 

Hellz yeah, hard working tax dollars fund that FELIZ NAVIDAD!!

 

 

we get those first of the month dumbass ese !

 

I gonna piss in your burrito next time you go to taco Bell hommes !

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No kidding. Whats with all the focking political threads on the front page.

[Boz/BoFan 0]

Phuckin libs.

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

we get those first of the month dumbass ese !

 

A$$wipe ... let's do some math, mang ... 25 + 7 = 2 , as in the SECOND of the month ... got it, focktard?

[Pancho Claus 0]

A$$wipe ... let's do some math, mang ... 25 + 7 = 2 , as in the SECOND of the month ... got it, focktard?

 

So we can't do math beetch . But we still focking your wife and showing her a reel man while your at work hommes.

 

Orale

[Greedo 13]

Phuckin libs.

 

Freaking fascists.

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

So we can't do math beetch . But we still focking your wife and showing her a reel man while your at work hommes.

 

Orale

 

Not married, phag

 

And I got plenty of LAH-DEE-NO b!tches working here who are willing to eat sh!t on a stick for a measly fvckin'dollar!!!

 

Eat sh!t, you fockin' scourge!!!

 

 

Freaking fascists.

 

Fockin' bedwetting, scum suckin', two-bit homo liberal apologist. You PC Nazi sh!tstain ... jack off ######.

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No kidding. Whats with all the focking political threads on the front page.

 

The holidays have beaten everyone down and nobody has the creativity for a poop thread or feels like doing the latest and greatest "look at me" post