Thankful thread Part V - the Return of the Ressie's

[resser2 0]

It has been a while since I did this ..... Here are some of the posts that I have found entertaining over the last couple of months/weeks. (in no particular order)

 

SORRY - I FOCKED UP ON SUX'S QUOTE FOR THE POLL!

SEE THE COMPLETE POST BELOW IN RED

 

 

 

 

Yet another quality post for the Newb -Big Blue 06

Granted, it's no Hot chicks in my building thread, or Poop thread, but I have to work with what I'm given – NewbieJR

 

 

 

Big Pete - has it really come down to guterslut defending me

I thought you were gutterslut? – Kutulu

 

 

Sarcasm. Catch it. - Gutterslut

 

 

 

and I would spit on her .... and then make love to my own spit, because it was pure and clean and she was not. - Brawurst

 

 

 

Did the JETS draft a QB that can throw it more than 8 yards without it looking like a slow pitch softball pitch? – Edjr

 

 

 

.........go strait for the pooper. 1st ta 5th........its the only way i drive and the only way I fock! Make it happen or get the fock outta there, much more tail waiting. – Boz / Bozfan

 

 

 

I'm on the list for a used aircraft carrier. I know when one comes up they're gonna break my balls – Gettnhuge

 

 

 

About Stomp the Yard movie Preview - I saw the preview. All they need is a bone through their nose and a loin cloth and it'd be something straight outta National Geographic. – Wiffleball

 

 

 

she stuck her finger up my ass. Steamy poop

 

 

 

Did you find it strange that both her hands were on your shoulders at the time? - Flashover

 

 

 

Where you been? Not that anyone gives a fock actually - Truth be told, I've been looking at porn. Lots of it. So much porn, in fact, that I had to have elbow reconstruction surgery. As part of my rehab, I cant look at hardcore porn until sometime in March. I can still look at the softcore stuff, though, so if you send anymore pics of Mrs Tarhole, make sure they arent the ones of her gangbangs, circle-jerk/bukkakes, etc. – Burt

 

 

 

 

For the normal male, that would be an excellent suggestion.

Unfortunately for BLS, there aren't too many clubs in his neck of the woods that cater to gay midget sex voyeurs. – Suxbnme

 

 

 

What will it take for you to stop posting here? Dead serious question.............name your price – Trip McNeely

 

 

 

Kwaanza was created by a college professor 40 years ago. It's no more real than Festivus. – Jets24

 

 

 

 

They hung Hussein Obama?

That dam dirty hippie Hillary Clinton.

How did she convince them to hang her rival?

Didn't they outlaw lynching?

Why didn't he escape from the gallows like Cleavon Little did from the townsfolk in Blazzing Saddles with a gun to his head? – phillybear

 

 

 

 

Think there's a Bizarro Pilot on some conspiracy theory website who posts about whether Brett Farve is still abusing pain killers? Or if Dan Marino wears a hair piece? Or if Charlie Weis ate his first three sons – Professor Z

 

 

 

Did she at least cross her legs? Or did she have them wide focking open - Well now you are just being silly. If her legs were wide open, then the midget would have fallen out

Come on, people. Get with the program here. - Patriotsfatboy1

 

 

 

Immediately storm out without paying, find yourself a gal who's name sounds like someone just dropped some silverware (ching ming pang etc) and you're guarenteed a better time – Football Scooter

 

 

 

nevermind the 3 jigaboos laying the pipe to her all at one, but she was mixing cold medcine with beer?

thats a big red flag there – kpbuckeye

 

 

 

Girscout cookies run by the mafia! I had to buy 50 boxes, because the little girl said it would be a shame, if I were to have an "unfortunate accident – Rybo5

 

 

 

used to have a buddy who would go downtown and get two blowjobs - one for me and one for him. The best part was that he would always stop by on his way home to give me mine. - Recidivist

 

 

 

It's not your fault Big Pete...........nobody saw the Great Lingerie Crash of 2006 coming – Trip McNeely

 

 

 

you give me 130k and its tax free, i will not only suck a johnson but also a smith.- kpbuckeye

 

 

 

Yes. Around here we use the synonymous term "The New Girl" but in the real world the term for someone who nags is "nagger". - Strike

 

 

 

gotta admit, I really enjoy watching chicks pass out. Helps me remember some of the best secks I've ever had. - kinda hot. – wiffleball

Edited March 16, 2007 by resser2

[jets24 6]

I'm honored to even be included in this fine mix. KPBuckeye made me laugh the most. Resser deserves a Ressie!!!!

[edjr 7,156]

bringing the ressies back the day you're up for voting in the Geek Brackets? I see right through you MISTER!

[resser2 0]

bringing the ressies back the day you're up for voting in the Geek Brackets? I see right through you MISTER!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- FOCK - I should have saved the Ressie's until I am in the FINAL 4

 

 

 

 

 

Some of the Ressie nominees are in my bracket..... (wiff/jets/edjr/) I should have pulled you guys out of the Ressies until I win

 

 

 

 

Actually I am going to be in Vegas for the next couple of weeks and I don't really plan to do a "jerryskids" and check in very often - especially if I lose today.   

I wanted to get these quotes out there before they are as old as ...... (insert Geek's name)  Mom's possy 

[edjr 7,156]

- FOCK - I should have saved the Ressie's until I am in the FINAL 4

Some of the Ressie nominees are in my bracket..... (wiff/jets/edjr/) I should have pulled you guys out of the Ressies until I win

Actually I am going to be in Vegas for the next couple of weeks and I don't really plan to do a "jerryskids" and check in very often - especially if I lose today.   

I wanted to get these quotes out there before they are as old as ...... (insert Geek's name)  Mom's possy 

 

 

I'll be in Vegas this coming Monday night, Tuesday and Wednesday

 

Are you going to that sales thing?

[resser2 0]

I'll be in Vegas this coming Monday night, Tuesday and Wednesday

 

Are you going to that sales thing?

 

 

- what is it?

[edjr 7,156]

- what is it?

 

 

I dunno, my buddy is going out there for some huge sales convention.

 

I'm just tagging along for free room and board and free food. oh and a trip to vegas

[resser2 0]

I dunno, my buddy is going out there for some huge sales convention.

 

I'm just tagging along for free room and board and free food. oh and a trip to vegas

 

 

free room/board/food with a woman = your a stud! My hat is off to you!

 

free room/board/food with a man = bad news, you are a date and you are going to have to put out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k - see you in Vegas