ESPN Make a Wish Series. The Bizarro countdown.

[santa*69 0]

No. 1

I want to spend the night in a club with Pac Man and make rain all over a bunch of girls and cap it off by shooting at people on the way home.

[FantasyBowl33 0]

Do some HGH and batting practice with Barry Bonds

[canada1 0]

Go on a double date with Mike Tyson

[Some Guy 0]

Go to a "dog show" with Mike Vick.

[49ers_suck 0]

throw vick into the middle of a dog fight.

[santa*69 0]

No. 5

Debate the Second Amendment with Tank Johnson. Followed by some Grenade Launching Target Practice.