FF Today and Injuries

[the_future420 3]

When news hits that any player of significance has the slightest injury, the following happens on this forum.

 

1) Some tool chooses the dancing banana icon and boasts about how brilliant he was for picking the guy's back-up in the 27th round.

 

2) The next guy, undoubtably an owner of the injured player, says the injury is nothing serious. Player should miss 2-3 weeks, he says, even if the reports say that the player's leg was amputated.

 

3) The next jerk, usually the guy whose biggest competitor owns the injured player or missed out on the playerby one pick, comes in and says the injury is career ending. He throws in a hand clapping smiling face icon to rub it in.

 

4) #2 calls #3 an a--hole.

 

5) A pestimistic owner of the injured player counters that the injury must be life threatening because the player is on his team and his team is always injury-riddled. He gives a "woe is me" history of his beleagured franchise.

 

5) Some geek gives an in-depth analysis of the injury from a pseudo-medical perspective using terms he found on the internet that he doesn't really understands. This guy usually sites doctors and similar injuries players suffered in the CFL.

 

6) The next guy calls the player "injury prone" or "The Next Fred Taylor," even if the guy has never been injured before.

 

7) A jock writes to tell us how he had a similar injury when he was playing in his pee-wee football championship game 25 years ago and that it took him months to recover. Somehow he tries to pass this off as relevant.

 

8) The next 20 posts are from Owner #2 and Owner #3 yelling at each other and making up stats.

 

 

So who drafted Jacoby Jones and Tony Hunt?

[A Dido Brother 0]

9) Some tool puts up a long list of typical reactions to a typical bored post, using sarcasm to lament what this bored has become

 

I still laughed, good post

[Me_2006 14]

5) Some geek gives an in-depth analysis of the injury from a pseudo-medical perspective using terms he found on the internet that he doesn't really understands. This guy usually sites doctors and similar injuries players suffered in the CFL.

Very nice.

[Killfish 0]

When news hits that any player of significance has the slightest injury, the following happens on this forum.

 

1) Some tool chooses the dancing banana icon and boasts about how brilliant he was for picking the guy's back-up in the 27th round.

 

2) The next guy, undoubtably an owner of the injured player, says the injury is nothing serious. Player should miss 2-3 weeks, he says, even if the reports say that the player's leg was amputated.

 

3) The next jerk, usually the guy whose biggest competitor owns the injured player or missed out on the playerby one pick, comes in and says the injury is career ending. He throws in a hand clapping smiling face icon to rub it in.

 

4) #2 calls #3 an a--hole.

 

5) A pestimistic owner of the injured player counters that the injury must be life threatening because the player is on his team and his team is always injury-riddled. He gives a "woe is me" history of his beleagured franchise.

 

5) Some geek gives an in-depth analysis of the injury from a pseudo-medical perspective using terms he found on the internet that he doesn't really understands. This guy usually sites doctors and similar injuries players suffered in the CFL.

 

6) The next guy calls the player "injury prone" or "The Next Fred Taylor," even if the guy has never been injured before.

 

7) A jock writes to tell us how he had a similar injury when he was playing in his pee-wee football championship game 25 years ago and that it took him months to recover. Somehow he tries to pass this off as relevant.

 

8) The next 20 posts are from Owner #2 and Owner #3 yelling at each other and making up stats.

So who drafted Jacoby Jones and Tony Hunt?

 

 

Pretty much sums it up. Well done.

[beefcurtain 1]

I love this post! Especially since I wrote it last year.

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...;hl=beefcurtain

 

 

Loser!

[nategraduates 0]

I love this post! Especially since I wrote it last year.

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...;hl=beefcurtain

 

 

Loser!

 

PLAGIARISM..GATE!

[the_future420 3]

I love this post! Especially since I wrote it last year.

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...;hl=beefcurtain

Loser!

 

 

 

 

 

Err... bump?

[beefcurtain 1]

 

 

Do you work for the Patriots?

[the_future420 3]

Do you work for the Patriots?

 

 

[Me_2006 14]

I love this post! Especially since I wrote it last year.

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...;hl=beefcurtain

Loser!

Wow.

 

We may have just seen the greatest owning of the season. Maybe ever. Props.

[the_future420 3]

You have to admit though, it was a good post.

[Me_2006 14]

You have to admit though, it was a good post.

Definitely.

[idiotekniQues 0]

9) Some tool puts up a long list of typical reactions to a typical bored post, using sarcasm to lament what this bored has become

 

I still laughed, good post

 

 

somebody typically spells board wrong as bored in every other stupid thread

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Definitely.

 

Not really. It is an old one with two #5 options. To take something word for word is worth a bored suicide however.

 

Time to have the_future420 do the honorable thing.

[beefcurtain 1]

You have to admit though, it was a good post.

 

You say this as if you wrote it... Tell me you have better things to do with your time then look up old posts and try to pass them off as your own.