You may be a Muslim

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You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

 

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..

You may be a Muslim

 

You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

 

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim

 

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

 

You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

 

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

 

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

 

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

 

Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim

 

You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim

 

 

 

 

Not Jeff Foxworthy, but funny as sh1t