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Had a girlfriend in college. Dad was a cop. Got good and sh!ttty drunk and pissed in the bed. She was pissed!!! I wake up cuffed to the bed. Laying in my iron. She comes in and says she doesn’t know what to do with me. Me: Sorry I wet the bed. Blondie Fawk Dragon: Tell you what Bunny. You choose! Stabbing or tickling. (Mind you, my feet and balls are beyond.   Me: Stabbing.    Blonde Fawk Dragon:  Death by tickle.  I really feel sorry for you. I just got my nails done stoopid.   Me: No!!! Stab me biotch. 
 

 One hour of pure hell. Hooked and couldn’t do anything but takes it. Crazy gave me a daiquiri with an extra shot. And left me to lay in my own piss. 
 

Lesson learned on my end.

Dont piss in craziness bed.