When Did You Learn That Santa Was Not Eating The Cookies And Milk

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I was six. Pre school. They announced that Santa was coming today. Every one was freaking out. So I go to the bathroom after lunch and the scariest kid in school was wading up TP and wetting them and throwing them on the walls and mirrors. He was Moe from Calvin & Hobbs.

So I joined the appetite of preschool destruction. Moe: Do you believe in Santa?   Me: Yes. Why?
Moe: Parents are the ones . My sister told me. I’ve been in preschool for my second time. I’m no dummy.

 Santa comes in with his bag of presents. Moe and I are in the back. Kids are going chestnuts. Moe had convinced me. He’s no dummy. So we sat back. When the party was over they hugged Santa and the teachers said he had to go the North Pole. They made us wait till he got off the roof and flew back. A very theatrical moment. 
 

Moe pulls me outside and lit a jay, and we both look over and Santa and is driving a POS motorcycle and stopped at the light. The teachers come out and pointed to the sky exclaming “There’s Santa!!!”    Moe and I… he’s right, Santa is at the Streetlight!!! Time out ensued.